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Jeez. Everything is unique + infinite 500 is apparently "Die the Death, the Game". Admittedly the forge knights I'm trying to get off the ground in the infinite dungeon are a bit of a slow start, but there's been like three (out of something like 10 critters I haven't gotten off the first floor, so far) that literally died one turn after starting the game, due to some random'd up critter insta-murdering me from the darkness. It's pretty crazy. None of m'critters have reached character level two yet, nevermind dungeon. Only one has even seen the stairs down (died roughly two turns later to a random unique). This is freakin' brutal.

E: Okay, yeah, time to switch over to an adventurer with the neat parts of the forge knight's kit and, like, flame or something. I think that'll go better, just as soon as the game stops generating uniques in the starting room and direct LoS of my character, which has now happened four five goddamn times in a row.

E2: Ahaha, made it to level two! Flame saved the day!

... until level two also generated a unique fire dragon hatchling. Damnit all.

E3: Okay, yeah, I'm not sufficiently masochistic for this shit. I'll just... leave the infinidungeon alone for a while.

E4: Sweet zeus that XP gain bug with the uniques mod is ridiculous. Walked into the dark crypt at level 26 (which, by the by, I hit before even entering OF, just by doing the 2/3rds of the tier 1 dungeons and the trapped quest), walked out at level 49. In gives-no-damns mode, so I don't really care, but freaking still. That's just silly.

E5: Gained 31 levels clearing out old forest. Character is now level 80. I... I think I'm done for the night.

Candidate's a candidate. VS counts as much as anyone else running with no actual intent to get elected.

Now learn how to make cream cheese icing.

Done. Thank you, based google.

Seriously though, look at that freaking recipe. It's literally take a bit of powdered sugar and whatever other junk you want in it and stir. That's it. It's amazing ;_;

Hey, watch that last bit. The books are actually somewhat interesting. A few of them, anyway. Ones I've read have been fairly solid, not "unadulterated filth."

Though, uh. If you've got a friend in the states or somethin', you might want to see about trading some cash to them for the game, or something along those lines. Looks like GG's not bothering with exchange rates on that one. Might be able to shave a little off the price, heh.

... well, if you can't kill them, seduce them.

The extent I want to watch reality TV about becoming a movie star, animated or not, cast of supernatural beings or not, is the exact extent I want to shove an icepick into my eye socket. Note: This is incredibly little. I like my eyeballs, and their sockets, unperforated.

There probably would be a pretty hefty viewer base for something like that, though. S'just definitely not a base I'd want anything to do with.

Fairly sure people die before they reach that state, if something screws up and physical development doesn't manage to continue. Often vaguely horrifying to some degree, too. Various sorts of arrested development are, like, one of those things people point to as proof that the divine must be at least somewhat malicious. Nasty stuff, hellish life for what little those sorts of folks tend to last.

There's some pretty wonky cosmetic surgery out there, though.