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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: TPS Reports Edition
« on: October 01, 2014, 10:52:37 pm »
Ohey, welcome to my world. You get them all out in one go, or in sets?
I've almost stopped bleeding from my second (and last, praise Buddallah) set! Last few days have been fucking miserable. Next few days will probably be fucking miserable, too, but *shrugs*
On the other hand, I have a better understanding of why people turn to opiates, now. I wish I didn't, and for all they make the pain go away for a few hours they're pretty damned unpleasant, but I do.
Though yes. The protip: If the bleeding takes notably long to stop: Teabag your gumline. Like. Actual teabag, bite down. Helps clotting! Or something. Tastes freakishly horrible, because tea and blood are flavors that do not goddamn mix, but it works.
Also applesauce. Applesauce is very easy to eat when you have to keep gauze in and largely can't chew. Best is fairly large container, not that pissant tiny cup bullshit -- you can just drink it straight from the container that way. frumple has consumed roughly three pounds of applesauce since monday I would really like to be able to fucking chew without bleeding all over everything
I've almost stopped bleeding from my second (and last, praise Buddallah) set! Last few days have been fucking miserable. Next few days will probably be fucking miserable, too, but *shrugs*
On the other hand, I have a better understanding of why people turn to opiates, now. I wish I didn't, and for all they make the pain go away for a few hours they're pretty damned unpleasant, but I do.
Though yes. The protip: If the bleeding takes notably long to stop: Teabag your gumline. Like. Actual teabag, bite down. Helps clotting! Or something. Tastes freakishly horrible, because tea and blood are flavors that do not goddamn mix, but it works.
Also applesauce. Applesauce is very easy to eat when you have to keep gauze in and largely can't chew. Best is fairly large container, not that pissant tiny cup bullshit -- you can just drink it straight from the container that way. frumple has consumed roughly three pounds of applesauce since monday I would really like to be able to fucking chew without bleeding all over everything