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Watching a hyrule warrior playthrough. Sexy Impa still rings my wtf bell like a thousand humping monkeys in ball pit made of cowbell.

Those comics in my childhood left more of an impression than I thought, I guess. Impa is supposed to old and frumpy, damnit. Not... that. Brick house old maid does not compute.

Kinda' makes me sad, actually. I would have loved to see original Impa go to town with sexy Impa's sword. Could go all Cologne on everything, pogo-ing around on a giant bugger-off pigsticker.

... on the other hand, sexy Impa is pretty sexy. I'unno. Maybe the confusion is the opiates struggling valiantly to keep me from wanting to rip out my eye. Alternate confusion is why in god's fuck one's jawline in pain make your eye hurt. Whatever nonexistent entity decided that was a good idea when they were doing design passes needs to be shot. In the eye.

If they don't have an eye, one can be grafted on and then shot. Maybe with a light arrow, since this is zelda-y. I guess a real-life light arrow would be... something with lasers? *shrugs vaguely* Regardless, it's shit like that that torpedos intelligent design. Drunken half-wit playing darts with genetic code, maybe, but intelligent my superfluously endowed ass.

The gundams.

Get out th'rage thread with that IRC nonsense =_=

... profit motive and incarceration never seems to work, really.

I guess try full privatization providing the consequence for not seeing a nation-wide reduction in both recidivism and overall crime each year is the execution of every manager and owner involved in the industry? And maybe something similar for local stuff, so they can't just shove everything into a small area or something. I think I could get behind that. Maybe up to a minimum level, but... maybe not. I'm pretty okay with putting a bullet into cartel leadership, and they're profiting off crime as well. Maybe you should have to put your life on the line to be allowed to monetize ruined lives.

... yeah, I was about to say, "Why not just have someone hit him with Jump?" If he's got a caster buddy that can hit caster level 9 (Peach, I guess, or maybe a shanghai'd magikoopa), that's an extra +30 bonus.

Also feats. Skill focus, acrobatics, etc.

I'll... throw in for Jamestown Deluxe, I suppose.

Also, wouldn't this be better over in Other Games? Is usually where game giveaway threads end up.

Ohey, Merzbow. I had forgotten that name.

Though, uh. Warning? Is noise music. So. Probably not to very many people's tastes. But I kinda' like it.

GO beat me to it. Them and bedbugs (among others) are both things that a kind and loving world would have never let exist. Correcting that mistake is a noble goal.

Also anaphylactic shock is a thing. Every dead wasp is one less chance a human dies in a pretty horrible manner. Sure, you can try to avoid them, but they're tiny and often hard to see or notice until it's too late and your throat has declared blood feud on the rest of you.