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Haha fucking ha. Immediately after being given the after-process instructions and actually following the damned things, notable decrease in bleeding.

Goddamnit. I mean, that's good, but the fact that I have been bleeding for four fucking days (and unable chew) largely because everyone I was kinda' depending on forgot to give me the bloody proper care instructions is, just. Argh. If I weren't feverish and in pain I'd be really kinda' pissed off right now. More so.

Hrm. Turns out family that's been taking care of me while am drugged and whatnot, forgot to give me proper post-teeth extraction instructions. Until four days after the first operation.

Past several days, I have been doing pretty much the exact wrong things to do. Suddenly, the continued bleeding and intermittent fever is notably more worrying

Seriously though. Goddamn. When you collect instructions on proper medical care for the drugged person in significant pain, please either freaking give said instructions to them or make sure they're being followed. Infection is no joke. Hopefully not dealing with infection, but the point stands.

... as for the conceptual rage, P, if it's connected to b12 at all it's really best to just not post it, at least in the rage thread. An indirect attack est.

I almost certainly won't be. Post wisdom teeth removal has been quite miserable, and I've been spending most of my days either feverish or trying (vainly -- I haven't slept longer than an hour, hour and a half, since thursday) to sleep. Not really up for playing, especially not for very long.

Still plenty you could do with a dwarf gunny-thingy, I think.

I actually just had this amazing mental image of a giant axe that deploys wheels and handlebars, is mounted by its dwarf wielder, and sprouts both a gigantic rocket propulsion engine and has its head turn into a spinning vortex of (possibly flaming, sure) slashing death. Dwarf riding its axe around the battlefield, cackling maniacally and leaving streamers of flaming flesh confetti everywhere it goes. Totes be able to stunt while riding it, too~

Axe could also double as some kind of freaky steampunk axe/rocket launcher thing. Dwarf sees approaching enemy force, lifts axe up to shoulder and fires the axehead at them -- after a few feet, the axehead would splinter into this incredible cloud of smaller axeheads. That explode on contact. Each successive shot making the launcher more fancy, until you've eventually got this utterly ridiculously chaingun rocketaxe explosive flechette country destroyer laying waste to everything in line of sight, and many things outside of it. In a wakfu inspired twist, at some point during the transformation the gunaxe would spout an incredibly comfortable recliner for a cockpit. Maybe serve little martinis or somethin'.

Melee would involve all sorts of gunbladeaxe shenanigans and a wicked awesome vaguely technomorphic (but with gears and shit) doom axe that's probably bigger than the dwarf itself and would totally spout quips at things as it's used to murder everything in a hundred mile radius.  The quips would mostly consist of terrible axe puns, but the game would be programmed such that anyone commenting on them near the axe itself would get axed. Semi-sentient doomaxe gets to make all the bad jokes it wants.

E: Downside(?) being that, if such a thing did come into existence, I'm not sure anyone would play anything else.

Not just now, Neo. Those have been around for a long, long time. It's actually, arguably, been somewhat less predominate in the last handful years, insofar as I've noticed.

I'unno, there's plenty of uncertainty from me as to why something that is, at best, terribly ineffective C-list corruption is getting so much apparent attention. I guess it's mostly that manufactured drama or whatev' that was talked about some in the last thread, but still. S'more than a little odd. And Phmcw actually puts the appropriate response to that quite succinctly, heh.

Really, you can just assume most anything BP says about islam is islamophobic nonsense to some degree or another. Critter's been drinking the israeli koolaid very deeply in regards to anti-arab sentiment. Nothing of value is going to be said, and there's not going to be any enlightenment regarding the islamic people on the other end of the conversation, so just... leave it as a loss, and maybe go on to talking about something of actual import.