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Awesomenauts screenshot... beyond that, I couldn't say.

And if you do it wrong, glass perforated flesh and beer and blood all over the everything! Ahaha!

* Tiruin has chickens in her...err, how to say community. :v

Chickens are ok. They're free roaming though.

I've ranted on chickens more than once, I think. Short form: They're only ok because you're bigger than them and sufficiently mobile you can get away. Otherwise they would be devouring your flesh without hesitation or anything approaching remorse.

Chickens want to eat you. They want to eat you, your family, your pets, any surrounding bystanders, any organic materials that happen to be a part of your domicile, free-floating souls, and the platonic ideal of love. Because they cannot feel love, only hate and hunger, and wish to consume all that is light and goodness in a nihilistic orgy of consumptive destruction.

Chickens are not the devil. They are what the devil looks into the eyes of, and flinches away. As I've stated before, were they not so delicious, I would dedicate the remainder of my life to driving them into extinction. It's the only way to be truly safe.

Why the hate on Geese and Swan?

Because they're massive jerks. Worse than ducks, last I checked, and ducks are like one step below chickens, which make satan seem like a kind and reasonable fellow. They are not friendly or nice or anything even remotely resembling such. Still not chicken-tier, but close.

... marth's time displaced genderflipped clone. Gotcha'. Why do I feel like you could run with that description and end up something almost zelda-like in terms of continuity...?

Also someone should totally do that hack. Rule 63 the entire FE cast.

... must be from one of the FEs I haven't played... *goes and looks it up*

... when did marth let his hair out? I mean, it's a good look for him, but I don't think I played that one.

*vague wavings* Support veigar time now?