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Nah, that's pretty easy. You just get a good grip on the legs and get some momentum going. Spin spinity spin, y'ken?

Admittedly it's more a violent bludgeoning at that point than a slap, but... whatever. You could stick them in one of those oversized foam hand things first, with a little hole in the palm so the mullet sticks out. Then wham! Permanent spinal damage.

EDIT : by the way, we do the 35/34/30 % split, as told in the end ?

I actually kinda' liked the 30/30/30 with remainder (minus expenses, perhaps) going into a shared account idea, if you and Nico (uh... who are you on the forum again, Nico?) don't mind it.

Incidentally re: loot: Would it be possible to run armorer checks to swap mods between/from pilfered weapons? Like say moving the sound suppression from the ingram to... anything else, really. Maybe swapping some of the smartlink systems into the weapons of folks that don't have 'em, stuff like that. Jack's got a small tool shop (which may or may not qualify for that sort of thing) and is a little karma expenditure from being able to manage to plain manufacture of most of the stuff we've got on other items, if I'm reading the arsenal stuff right (p128 or so). Might be able to do a little upgrading, heh.

Shame about the no-kitbash thing, though. Totes do some greenskin representin' and strap all those streetline specials to the shotgun or somethin', hohoho.

Nothing fancy. Alien pollen causes spontaneous horizontal tango. And not, y'know, on the wall or whatever. Well. Vertical tango if it's on the wall, whatev'.

Basically spanish fly, only xenos. Or fancy magic plant or undiscovered whatever in the congo or etc., so forth, so on. Variations on that theme.

... maybe they were infested with one of those suicide brain worm things? Do they have those for stuff bigger than ants?

It was going so mundanely until Frumple opened his mouth and let loose a wonderful terrible idea. The old door-to-door salesman gambit. Latest innovation in kidnapping!

Saddest of sad things.

It worked. _{well sorta'}

But yeah. Was fun! Went disturbingly smoothly, with an ending that wasn't as terrible as I was expecting. Jack doled out entirely too much murder for a dude with a pistol skill of 1. I'm still waiting for the other RNG/plot shoe to drop, haha.

Physiology probably has something to do with it, Hans. S'like I said, I can't tread water... do exactly what Soli listed out (and a couple variations on that theme over the years), actually had a couple goes where there was someone literally there moving my limbs in the apparently correct way, and... still sunk. Treading just doesn't seem to work for me. Expand outward to other forms of water interaction and, welp.

And yikes, Vec. I did almost drown when I was much younger (during swimming lessons, of all things ), but fortunately managed to come back from it without anything permanent. Is shame to not be able to, really. Swimming around under the water is pretty great

Now, boats... boats kinda' terrify me. Riding in them, anyway. Ruddy bullfrogs.

Yeesssss.