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General Discussion / Re: American Election Megathread - It's Over
« on: November 27, 2012, 01:13:04 pm »I found it kinda funny how a hurricane managed to land on the city hosting of the Republican convention, on the day of the convention, and yet the religious nutjobs STILL thought it was because there were too many gays. Logic would dictate that perhaps, if god's wrath was real, he might just be targeting it at someone, yes? Possibly the very prominent event which was occuring where the hurricane hit?Presumably to punish folks for not getting the job done.
Nah, it must be those gays all over the country. That's why god hit the Republicans convention with a hurricane.
More realistically, from the divine wrath perspective, hurricanes are proof that god hates people near coastlines. More accurately, natural disasters in general are proof that god hates idiots (who live in major risk areas) and poor structural engineers and/or the people who acquire their services. Maybe YHWH's a bit of a... what would you call it, geocist? Geographist? Bigot who's bigoted against people that live in certain geographical areas. Not nations, mind. Like, someone that hates everyone that lives in coniferous forests or in flood plains or somethin'. Like dat, yeah.
... does that actually have a word?

