... far enough inland that hurricanes are just a
really nice afternoon. And maybe a few trees knocked down. Silly people living on coasts and in flood plains... they've got bigger issues. Foremost among them being deciding to live on the coast or in flood plains in an area known for hurricanes and floods

Me, I live on a hill... insofar as there
are hills in Florida. I'm about 45 min to an hour from the coast, yeh, though I've been on the coast a couple times when big storms hit.
Tornados get me a lil'jittery, though. Hurricanes, not so much. Get behind a wall and on high ground and enjoy the wind and rain~
E: Though I will say, seeing a bird (non-hummingbird, anyway) pointing in one direction and going in the opposite is still one of my fondest memories. Opal, or whatever that was, iirc. That was a nice one, for me.