Woke up from dream where migrAtory toucans were deatroying, like, everything. There's was only like three of the bastards, but they tore through pretty much every bit of soft wood around my last sleeping place.
How in hell can midget toucans be scary? E: These things bodies weren't much bigger than a... crow. Wait a tic, what in fuck is re-skinned dumbo crows doing in my bloody dreams? I haven't watched that movie in like over a decade.
Well... okay. They may have had incredibly stubby bodies, but the blighters beaks were almost the length of my damn arm -- and they were somehow chewing through the freaking doors (and walls, etc.).
Worst part of it, they were apparently endangered so we couldn't just shoot the bastards. Animal control was apparently taking it's sweet damn time -- and yes, those points were mentioned in dream. In the meantime, we were moving outside in like three man teams to keep the beaky midgets from taking out bits of flesh.
E: Okay, they looked sorta' like a more cartoony version
of this one. Just... Aztec-y. Or Egyptian hieroglyphy. Wish to hell I had access to something capable of uploading images right now... blasted iPad piece of junk