Ah, finally reached further into genkyouien than I had managed previously.
I know this, because
"Karaoke time!" Sayuri declared gleefully as she got back on her feet. "Sing with me, Sayuri!"
"Waaaaai!"
"Sing?"
"Me too, me too!" Yuria was quick to join, eager to have some mindless fun and drive her relatives insane. The two Sayuris were quick to welcome their favorite nee-chan into their impromptu show. Like that, the odd trio of tall, shorty and midget began their song of infamy while dancing a haphazard can-can on both sides of the fence, at the same time an electric guitar joined the odd music with a just-as-odd riff.
"I wanna burn this pwace.
I wanna burn this pwace.
Tell me mommy, what is out there I can burn?"
Now even Naruto and Tenten were twitching. "Don't tell me…"
"Yeah," Ayame tiredly responded to Naruto's suspicion. The boy just groaned.
"It actually has complete lyrics."
"Gods I hate this fanfic," Ayame declared.
The adult Sayuri began to sing, her face radiant like it had not been in centuries. She was a child again.
"Evwybody's hearts go doki-doki; ears go twitchy, kyun-kyun-kyun!
Eyes look awound, twitchy-twichy, and then there comes a weally big WHOOSH!
Evwybody runs, para-para, and it's nice, once again it's Suu-mmeh
No, it's not! It's so hot! Evwy-body! Huwwy, huwwy! CWOTHES AWAY!"
Tenten's face was the very definition of "what the fuck." Yuriyo was seriously considering spearing her ears with her tails. Yurine was clapping along, her left breast bouncing against Naruto's overly stiff face.
What little Sayuri lacked in vocal technique she made up for with sheer enthusiasm.
"Cwothes on fire unneeded, so why wear them? Evwything's better with no cwothes!
Sweaty, yucky, want some water? Ah, it just went poof an' smoke!
And now it's all smokey, nee-chan, kaa-chan, evwybody's go-ing cough-cough-cough!
Nobody knows what's going on, but they all know it was me!"
Yuria and the alternate Sayuri joined the little nine-tails for the next part, leading to the chorus.
"Let me show you what I just did, it's weally awe-shum!
That funny thing over there, I weally made it burn!
It's pwetty and nice, but now I think the best paht is,
that things get jumpy and evwyone goes wiiiiiiild!"
Yurimi closed her eyes, as if it could make the whole thing go away.
"…The Fire Song."
"I-don'-knooooow why you are wunning-it's juuuust my-house-that's-buhnin'!
Blazin', scohchin', smoldewin', glowin', flamin', wazin' to ashes!
Evwyooooone's just-too-loud, the houuuuuse's gonna-fall-down,
Droppin', plungin', tumblin', sinkin', collapsin' to the gwound!
And then the fiiiiire's just-gonna-gwow; it waaaaants to-burn-some-moar!
Flawin', kindlin', searin', meltin', broilin', gleamin', flashin'!
It ghwows and ghwooooows, consuming all; it's hot and it neveh sto-ops!
Twees burn, wocks burn, we burn, air burns: the fun just neveh ends!"
I'd say stuff like this was a guilty pleasure, but there'd have to be guilt there first.