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General Discussion / Re: American Election Megathread
« on: February 06, 2012, 02:04:12 am »
Could re-purpose those rail-road spike driving machines for facepunching. Put a boxing glove or something at the end of a spike.
Or just hire people on rotation for the facepunching. It'd probably take long enough and involve such volume of facial fisticuffs that we'd be able to employ at least a couple thousand people.
And hey! Job creation. Who knew
Though we'd need a population of dishonest politicians to keep people employed, I guess. Kinda' like the private prison stuff, just with, uh. Politicians. Or something. We'll go with that.
Or just hire people on rotation for the facepunching. It'd probably take long enough and involve such volume of facial fisticuffs that we'd be able to employ at least a couple thousand people.
And hey! Job creation. Who knew

Though we'd need a population of dishonest politicians to keep people employed, I guess. Kinda' like the private prison stuff, just with, uh. Politicians. Or something. We'll go with that.
