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General Discussion / Re: American Election Megathread
« on: February 06, 2012, 02:04:12 am »
Could re-purpose those rail-road spike driving machines for facepunching. Put a boxing glove or something at the end of a spike.

Or just hire people on rotation for the facepunching. It'd probably take long enough and involve such volume of facial fisticuffs that we'd be able to employ at least a couple thousand people.

And hey! Job creation. Who knew :P

Though we'd need a population of dishonest politicians to keep people employed, I guess. Kinda' like the private prison stuff, just with, uh. Politicians. Or something. We'll go with that.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 06, 2012, 01:48:33 am »
Answer: You weren't listening to the video :P

E: Though probably, if you went and caught some yerself. Assuming that's legal.

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General Discussion / Re: American Election Megathread
« on: February 06, 2012, 01:41:14 am »
It's a beautiful dream, MZ. Gave me this momentary vision of politicians not only having to have clear stances, but also having a logic style proof of their reasoning behind it, with a minimum number of sources and peer review for logic inconsistencies. I'd love to be able to see something like that, a clear cut premise->conclusion by way of the laws of logic manifesto* alongside plain language descriptions of the position.

Never going to happen, but damn, it'd be beautiful.

*E: I'm suddenly curious if someone's ever done something like that to a press release or whatev'. Would probably be hilariously pitiful.

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General Discussion / Re: American Election Megathread
« on: February 06, 2012, 01:27:02 am »
Well, we already do in a lot of cases. Many felons, for one. Folks that can't afford to get to the voting booths or understand (/afford to do) distance voting. People that don't know how to find out when the voting occurs. Etc., so forth. And honestly, at least in the states, a small pre-vote quiz would probably knock a lot of well educated people out of voting eligibility, too; strictly partisan voters who know nothing of the opposition or who they're voting for, ferex.

Though I was only ruminating on how to enforce informed voting in a mandatory vote system. There would probably be options for those who can't read (Verbal questioning), and possibly the option to only be questioned (and allowed to vote on) specific areas for those unable to educate themselves on the full spectrum of voting issues.

I'unno, I just can't help but see a mandatory voting system degenerating to the degree that everyone that's not voting now doing the voting equivalent of "Just answer C on everything." That wouldn't help the democratic process at all. There'd either need to be some kind of check for basic understanding or very strong social pressures toward informed voting.

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... what do you fuq about, Japa? Picture impenetrable without context :(

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General Discussion / Re: American Election Megathread
« on: February 06, 2012, 12:39:51 am »
First bit, maybe. I've never really been entirely sure about the mandatory voting thing. Better to teach better early on so folks will vote (and vote well informed) of their own volition. Mandatory voting doesn't mandate actually knowing what the hell you're voting on :-\

I'm not even sure how you'd enforce that bit, actually. Some sort of pre-vote quiz with a small fine for failure?

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Okay, yeah. I'm getting sleepy, apparently, because that amused me.

Mostly because I can't help think that's a euphemism*.

I guess interior crocodile alligator is as good a name for it as anything, if you're inclined to name it. Can shorten it to ICA (Eye-kaa).

Holy shit I just spelled that right on the first go. I'm terribly surprised!

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Natural disasters can be quite thrilling if you survive them without much in the way of close calls.

M'quite fond of hurricanes, myself... though I'm not stupid enough to be on the coast during them. Inland a ways, though, it's just delightful. Very unique type of storm. Kinda' sad none of 'ems really reached the area I'm in the last few years. Wrecked some other places, but the places I've been have been mostly untouched.

There can be sadness involved, of course, and it's risky, but most (emphasis on the most, there, though) natural phenomena can be either avoided (Don't live on fault line/below sea level, ferex.) or road out fairly easily nowadays.

Some things are just askin' for it, though. New Orleans was a good example of that, as is some of the islands out in the Caribbean and suchlike. Some places occasionally just get flattened... and then nitwits decide to go back in and rebuild ::)

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General Discussion / Re: American Election Megathread
« on: February 05, 2012, 10:01:31 pm »
America knows where its priorities are.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 05, 2012, 09:57:56 pm »
Eh, the actual act would be more like the humps on a three humped camel molesting each other. Logical consequence of a perfect god unfortunately entails that multiplicity (differentiation between selves) is an illusion, so it's basically equivalent to God's skin bumping uglies with itself. Though technically God doesn't have skin, as it's a single undifferentiated/undifferentiable substance. The idea comes across, though. I think.

The logical consequences of perfection in theology get pretty weird.

Total agreement on the supernatural self-cloning thing, though.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 05, 2012, 09:49:19 pm »
Ehn, might depend on how far into the Jesus == God thing you buy. If you go with fully identical, and tack on a little omnipresence (necessitated by perfection, whee~), technically Jesus not only digs threesomes, he actively participates and has participated in every threesome that has ever been and will be performed. As everyone involved.

Omnipresence has fun (E: and terrible. Can't forget the terrible.) consequences <3

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 05, 2012, 01:12:14 pm »
And the swastika is actually, what, supposed to be invoking protection from Thor, innit? Or a Buddhist good luck symbol, depending.

Point being. Yeah, viewing th'confed flag as supporting racism is indeed ignoring swaths of history, but the actual meaning of it has been perverted in the general culture. It's used as a symbol of intolerance and racism by an unfortunate amount of people, currently, which corrupts whatever "pure" intentions might be associated with it.

That sort of thing happens when the group using the symbol has been (rightly or not) demonized. Yeah, it's perverting and misrepresenting the actual history, but good luck convincing the population at large of it.

E:Ninja'd

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I think being a sailor would have been a good job. Tide always going north, wind always going south, all you need to do is take the blocks from the quarry to the site, and not capsize.
And not get eaten by the crocs and hippos. I'd probably be a mite worried about those (especially the hippos).

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Fun Fact: It's the bible and thus jesus' influence [...]
Minor related-to-real-life rage: People saying that Jesus had anything direct (/at all) to do with the bible. Dude mostly likely wasn't even literate and the bloody thing was written years/decades after his death. Minor commonly-occurring nuisance, don't mind me, carry on.

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Specifically for the bits where th'fellow replaces the naughty bits with snack foods and cereals. That part, specifically. Dude(ette) actually edits the in-game text for some bits. Cracked me th'blazes up.

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