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Aannndd the shitgibbon is now openly denying the existence of thousands dead after his administration's last foray into major hurricane response, claiming the statistics are made up and a plot to make him look bad.

Congrats, carolinas and those other ones, if you lose four digit plus population your government's highest office is going to lie about it happening

Pray the state level response is on the ball, folks, or Florence ends up being a lot nicer than it's been looking like it will be.

Ha ha ha.

Speaking of that, the other _(/actual) major radioactive energy source. Apparently there's huge piles of coal ash chillin' in the path of the storm. Let's hope even more emphatically those are properly secured. Water even more contaminated by waste isn't exactly the sort of fun the poor bastards in the way of this thing needs.

I guess there could be room for a morbid curiosity regarding just how badly the shitgibbon could bungle things, that it'd result in south carolina being deleted. Somehow the demented fuck decides nuking the state is the appropriate way forward? The puerto rico response could be called an unsung success if you make it relative to that sort of level of achievement...

Somebody is getting paid money to do this shit, how the fuck did it come to that?

Me nyet parle pas des espaņolungen.

Magic, friend jopax. Word magic. Magical word incompetence.

"How in the world do you pocket an ass?"

"Well, first you need some sewing needles and a bit of thread."

why brain

One generally finds that, should they have to ask themself that question, the answer is yes.

It's almost certainly supposed to be stability, but with the pronunciation it comes off as stabbity. There's just one B, though.

E: Though now that I check his mech, I'm less sure. Its weapon loadout is the omnipresent vulcan, a beam spike in one hand and a beam claw (giant robot laser finger knives) on the other. Stabbity would fit. Functionally nothing but pointy melee weapons.

How's that even possible? Just walking to the first boss takes like half of that time.

Did you know you can cross the entire sanctuary room in two jumps? It's apparently a thing.

...also the 4-5 minute run I'm watching now's first boss is the queen of smiles, killed at the third minute. Then there's an impressive drop, arrival at the far beach, and... sword nosed llamas...? For the win. Literally for the win. Sword nosed llamas for the win.

E: Y'know, I just noticed how suggestive ringing your bell while being impaled by a llama is. Especially with it ending up with you naked, vision mostly white, and swimming in what appears to be clouds. How a game ending glitch can be this innuendo laden I'm not quite sure of.