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Messages - Frumple

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Well, you clearly don't actually want a cold drink, then. Suffer appropriately, citizen.

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Step one: Acquire ice.
Step two: Place ice in potable liquid.

There is no step three. You're done. Cold thing to drink.

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I'm pretty sure you could, it'd just take sufficiently careful brain surgery. Think I got an ice pick and some rubbing alcohol I could mail you, somewhere around here...

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: August 31, 2018, 09:10:18 am »
Pretty sure they do, if not fellate it like a ten penny whore in a desperate bid to excuse the shit rolling out of trump's lot.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: August 31, 2018, 07:08:16 am »
They talk about the corruption in the government regularly, though, if perhaps largely due to this administration injecting a metric fuckton more of it.

Not playing up a specific bit of barely pertinent shite in an attempt to discredit federal investigations doesn't somehow make that go away.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: August 30, 2018, 09:43:58 pm »
It's caused sodding twitter to be recognized as an official platform of presidential communication. Not just blame, but a sin as unforgivable as it is petty.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 30, 2018, 07:27:43 pm »
Walk past, much of the time. Only so much time I got for brainwashing felines.

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But they do lash the arms shut, tighten the waist, and tidy up the neckline... though some sort of non-belt choker might work better, there. It's like tucking in your shirt, just... around the neck.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 30, 2018, 06:48:48 pm »
Some cats are like that. Our old Maine Coon would purr when you were just sitting next to her and Friendly Neighbour Cat, a black cat I'm pretty sure was a Bombay that lived across the road used to purr the moment it saw people and promptly come over to them.
Yeah, I've seen it before, it's just been a good few years, and just started in like the last day or two. Caught me by surprise.

Some cats purr when they’re hungry, some when they’re stressed. *shrugs* they know how to condition their humans.
Eh... it's the one being conditioned, here. Fingers steadily overwriting outside-catishness. It's easiest to finger-brain them when they're young *sage nod*

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That, ser and/or madam and/or other, is no blurb.

... it's also not a game. Probably the wrong thread on like every possible count.

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Belts are the solution to all the world's problems. Or go old school and use rope or somethin'. Start a new trend.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 30, 2018, 05:36:07 pm »
Let's, uh, not bring that up in reference to the village bicycle. That's going places hella' dark.

...

In unrelated wtf, something I haven't seen in a while, one of the kittens I've been familiarizing with people and skritches has started purring when I get close to it. Normally they don't purr until you touch them, this one revs up when I get within touching distance.

On the one paw, it's adorable. On the other, uh, maybe reign in the enthusiasm yakkat, this is somewhat excessive.

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Other Games / Re: Pocket games thread
« on: August 30, 2018, 12:49:30 pm »
The "wyrmite" stuff and mention at the bottom of it being "free to start" suggests real damn strong it's a grindy time waster, probably monetized to encourage you to spend to make it go away.

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That feeling when you pull out the high-ish quality syrup that had been sitting in the cabinet for a treat, notice it looks kinda' funny, and then find out you missed the "refrigerate after opening" instructions.

One performs the Sniff of Forlorn Hope, but alas, the warning was there for a reason.

Fare thee well, maple syrup.

You were tasty, now you're not.

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