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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Alien
« on: July 31, 2013, 06:52:16 pm »
Ah. Back to work. I love this jo-Wait. Oh god, this radiation is starting to screw with my Core. C'mon, think murderous thoughts...Think murderous thoughts... Okay. I'd better get out of here. Best way to do that without being shot to little bits is to check on my assignments.
Leave radiation room, or get my assignments in whatever way I do.

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Other Games / Re: The Video Game Name Generator
« on: July 31, 2013, 05:27:02 am »
Nudist Porn Boxing 25th Anniversary Edition.
Apparently, this thing REALLY likes pornographic things, because I just got "Kinky Bimbo in Toyland".

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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: July 31, 2013, 02:41:10 am »
Did you know that guards don't like it when you freeze five of them? I didn't.
(TES V: Skyrim)

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Other Games / Re: The Video Game Name Generator
« on: July 31, 2013, 02:38:22 am »
Posting a few of the better ones the site produced:
Advanced Booty Chase
Gothic Conga Festival
Robot Pogo Festival
Cyber Equestrian Punch-out
Wacky Unicycle Zombies
Johnny Turbo's Transvestite Simulator
Almighty Lawnmower Hoedown
Chocolate Karate Massacre
Hindu Lawnmower Invasion
God of Love of Fury

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Other Games / The Video Game Name Generator
« on: July 31, 2013, 02:14:07 am »
I'm not entirely sure this qualifies for a "game" per se, but I certainly had fun with it. I found a site called the "Video Game Name Generator", which does exactly what it says on the tin. It can come up with some pretty funny names, and I've wasted more time with it than I care to admit. The site's here: http://videogamena.me/

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Aspects of Greatness (Always open) [MINIMALIST]
« on: July 31, 2013, 01:16:30 am »
Name: Crumpets
Field: Insanity

Our dancing planet is quite fun, but it needs something more. Something like...
DWARVES

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Roll To Dodge / Roll to Gang War
« on: July 31, 2013, 01:10:32 am »
Welcome to Roll to Gang War. In each round, 6 players will be split up into 2 teams, each trying to kill the other. You will be in an abandoned building, filled with weapons and traps. The round is over when all players on both teams are dead. Rolls will be done with standard RtD rules. On a roll of a 6, your weapon fired and damaged the barrel, meaning you either have to use the weaker pistol or find another weapon. The pistol cannot blow up, but does significantly less damage.

Current Players:
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Character Sheet:
Name:
Gender:
Weapon:
Preferred color:

The first round is special in that you will be naming the two gangs. The first six players can post  two chosen name or +1 another. Should there be a tie, I'll choose the one that I like the most.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Alien
« on: July 31, 2013, 12:42:49 am »
((This almost makes me want to try to learn Bay13 again.))
Alien species: Zlork. A race made up of many tiny flying lifeforms controlled by a core in the middle of their body. They generally take a humanoid form. Each miniature lifeform can be farther than one inch of another, or three feet from the core. doing so will cause the creature to no longer be told to breathe, and will die quickly. The Zlork are quite intelligent, and tend to be mechanics.
Alien individual: 216 years (Midlife for a Zlork), and Head of Mechanics. He was exiled by the Zlork for setting fire to the Queen's Palace. As for a name, he doesn't really have a name. Many just call him "That one bee guy" due to his composition and the noise said composition makes. He quite likes setting fire to, blowing up, and generally absolutely destroying anything he can. Don't leave him with your children, unless you want to suddenly stop being a parent.

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Wake up and begin headbutting the people moving me.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Grimoire of MAGIC SCIENCE
« on: July 30, 2013, 07:47:01 pm »
Try to remember if we had ever come across texts detailing the names of a demoness.

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There's...THERE'S NO BOOZE LEFT?!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Dungeon Crawl [Suggestion Game]
« on: July 30, 2013, 04:58:39 pm »
You've decided to venture beneath the ground, into an ancient dungeon, in search of riches, magic, and power. Of course, to gain these, you must first make your way through the denizens of the dungeon.

Character Sheet
Name:
Appearance:
Stats: These start out at 5, the average. You can then spread 3 points, and subtract up to 4 points spread out among skills as you like.
Strength: How much damage you can deal with physical attacks, as well as how much you can take.
Dexterity: How nimble and fast you are. Decides how well you can do things like climb or hit with a ranged weapon.
Will: How strong minded you are. Influences how good you are at resisting mind affecting attacks and using them yourself.
Intelligence: How smart you are. Increases the potency of spells and allows you to identify things, as well as analyze your surroundings.

Once a sheet has been chosen, you will be given a warrior, mage, and rogue class to choose from, depending on your stats. For example, you would get two different warrior options if you dumped all of your points into strength versus all your points into intelligence.
Also, you can choose up to two modifiers to your character, affecting their class options again. These are Mad, Berserking, Magically Charged, and Cursed. Each modifier has both positive and negative bonuses. Mad will make you impossible to harm with mind-affecting spells, and in fact, it's harmful to even try, but, well, you're insane. Berserking lets you get stat bonuses in exchange for penalties in other stats. Magically Charged makes your spells more powerful, but makes it possible to harm yourself. Cursed gives you various things going against you, but is hilarious.

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"Dispenser, going up!"
*Dispenser floats into the sky*

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Bone Spell #1! Destroy the Skelebook!
Bat, be extremely annoying!

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9/10

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