I have literally no time to play dwarf fortress
I got a new job and it's kicking my butt 
obviously you need more alcohol to get through your working day

Want me to put you at the end of the rotation? maybe things can straighten out in a few weeks?
Also thanks a bunch falafel. That is rather amusing. I was going to turn on autobutcher when it got back to me. still not as horrible as the time i had to slaughter 91 poults.
EDIT:
Did some legends research that human became obsessed with his mortality so he profaned an alter to his diety and was cursed to be a wereraccoon. his lair is the Echo of Sacrifices