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Anniversary The group of players argue among themselves for a few moments until PrivateNomad begins to speak into the microphone.
"Dungeon it is! Have a good Christmas!" PrivateNomad says as he snaps his fingers.
And so that concludes the anniversary.
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The Never-Ending Dungeon "Nothing's wrong? Nothing's never wrong..." M'ber states as he moves around the new S.S Blazer. He strides into the engine room, which looks too complicated to know what's going on. Everything inside the ship is now very technical, so it's difficult to tell what each thing does.
"What the heck... Well, tile to got to work." Thingie says as he heads back to the ship, calling the cat's names out on the way. The ship was definitely pimped out, it seems...
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"Phoenix down, phoenix down..." Skasha says as she swipes the hat off the red mage's head. She begins to scurry around the harbor, looking for Smashy. She eventually finds him inside the homeless shelter, holding a cherry pie up in the air.
"Hrmmm.... Cherry..."Smashy considers his conundrum. The nice man wanted shepard's pie, but Smashy did not have a shepard's pie. He had cherry pie. Resolving to contemplate the issue, The fire Ogre decides to help more people in the meantime.
Smashy walks deeper into the bowels of what is known of the homeless shelter. He eventually comes across a little boy who's desperately attempting to pry open a pickle jar. Smashy gently reaches down, and attempts to unscrew the jar.
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It's not coming loose. He pulls even harder, but the jar shatters in his hand. Pickles and pickle juice splatter his clothing and the floor. Smashy lets out a sigh and continues to look for people to help. Eventually, after striding through some halls he catches sight of a strange man. He has maroon and blue scales covering his body and has thick leather-clad armor covering his shoulders, legs, and torso. His eyes are lizard-like -- almost like a dragon and fins go down his back and tail.
"Smashy here to help." Smashy randomly states to the man. He looks towards Smashy, raising his eyebrow.
"You think that you... Can help me..?" The man says as he stands straight up from leaning against the wall.
"Yes." Smashy blankly responds.
"Very well, then. Go to this guy named 'Ulfric' 's room and go get me that gem he has kept in his dresser." He says.
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"Wait. I have an idea."The orcish priest quickly gets up and recites a short litany of travel. A portal rips open, and he steps through, hoping it's to the right place. That is, within 20 feet of Smashy horizontally and not below him. Preferably not above him either, for that matter.
Rillsim feels exhausted as he steps through. Strange, he doesn't seem Smashy any where. Rillsim finds himself falling into the water next to the homeless shelter.
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Maseau dives back into the water, looking for sharks. Eventually he sees a large shark, ready to fight.
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The entire party takes quick notice of a bright, heavenly blue light raining down upon the entrance of the S.S Blazer. A large key gently floats downwards. The key appears golden with many gems encrusted on it's handle. It glows a blue energy and is long, with the handle being shaped like an omega symbol.
The party has obtained the ◄•Key to the Never-Ending Dungeon•► !
The Dungeon-Ex has been updated!
♦Players♦Lvl. 5
EQUIPMENT Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ Arrows
Chitin Armor
Silver Dagger
1 Bomb
◄Ring of Shrinking► 3 Tanned Hides
History Book
ABILITIESPoisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut
ATTRIBUTESScouting
Lvl. 3
EQUIPMENT ◄Axe of Fire►
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
Fire Suit
50 Gold Pieces
Can of Gasoline
Box of Matches (20)
Silver Axe
Frag Grenade of Safety
Phoenix Down ABILITIESLaugh of Fire
Fire Ring
Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
Steel Boots
Box of Food
Pitchblende Box
Trench Coat
Gas mask
Helm
4 Cloth
2 Iron Ingots
ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit
Lvl. 1
EQUIPMENT Silk NetABILITIESHeal
Disable
Lvl. 2
An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.
EQUIPMENT
Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
Elaborate but unmagical staff
Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
Shampoo
Lotion
ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade
Lvl. 1
A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.
EQUIPMENT
Kitten skin Robe
Fur Boots
Gold Pieces [2]
◄Hogwartz Wand►
ABILITIES
Summon Slime
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime
Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
◄•Key to the Never-Ending Dungeon•► - Teleports the party to a dungeon which is indefinite -- It does not end. It may only be used when 3/4's of the party approves. The deeper you go, the tougher the enemies get. The GM will keep a map of the dungeon organized so that dungeoneers can easily find their way back. The key is returned when the dungeon is exited and may be used anytime. Enemies will teleport with the party to avoid easy escaping.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
Murnis - A town that is advanced in the discipline of rocketry.
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Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.
☼ENEMIES☼Shark
[9](Engaging Maseau)♥ALLIES♥Scamps the Cat
[10]2 Cats
[10]Red Mage [30]Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [25]A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
Leather Armor
Leather Boots
Leather Hood
◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►
ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death
A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.
EQUIPMENT
Iron Armor
5 Bombs
Bomb Bag
◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►
ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun
Dozen Sword Slicer
An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.
EQUIPMENT
Green Silk Robes
Bow
Song book
◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►
ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War
¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ΩDungeon-ExΩΘ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε☼Arsonist's Joy☼◄•Key to the Never-Ending Dungeon•►╞═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╡