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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 07, 2013, 07:34:47 pm »
A voidspawn snatcher beat half our military to death with a leather freaking bag, then the other half of the military suicided?

Jeeeeeeebus.

Those who died, if you note your dorf dead I encourage you to note cause of death and mark yourself to be redorfed.

Also, Anima, what the frack have you done.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 07, 2013, 04:39:57 pm »
Quote from: The Mad Fool on March 07, 2013, 04:31:59 pm
Quote from: dermonster on March 07, 2013, 04:11:21 pm
Detritus, right?

Yup.  And his Piecemaker. :)

We are just going to have to adapt by setting up a 100-dorf ballista battery, then.

DEFOREST THE WORLD FOR AMMO

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 07, 2013, 03:50:43 pm »
Quote from: Teh_Idort on March 07, 2013, 01:04:52 pm
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on March 07, 2013, 11:21:05 am
Quote from: The Mad Fool on March 06, 2013, 02:43:27 pm
There needs to be a way to load a ballista with 100 crossbow bolts and then fire them, causing them all to shatter and crash through the air as a cloud of splinters.

Then we tame a troll and give it to him as a handheld weapon.
Mee bes troll evurr

Mee bes troll evurr

dworv giv me krosbo ting wit speers

me supr sceary nao

me gett drunc an kil tings

trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil trol kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil kil

den trol get too wer poynti hat

I'm not entirely certain that you've caught the original reference TMF was making...

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 06, 2013, 11:23:14 pm »
You know, I'm surprised we're having so many births around with Dortimus wandering around.

You slacking, bro?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 06, 2013, 02:38:05 pm »
Methinks that Murdermachines is going to need to lay out a completely stupid amount of exterior deathdealage.

Do ballistas hurt any more? I mean, I know we had that bit with the Paindeer surviving, but are ballistas worth firing any longer? If so, THE ENTIRE MAP MUST HAVE A MASSIVE BALLISTA BATTERY. ALL CIVILIANS TO THE BARRICADES! FIRE AT WILL!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 06, 2013, 11:47:18 am »
Quote from: Mortis on March 06, 2013, 03:31:57 am
Hi
Loved these two fortresses, so can you sign me up for a turn and dorfing please?
Name: Mortis
Profession name: know it all
Can I be dorfed as bookkeeper or broker please? Or a miner if they're not available.
Thanks!

Hey, Mortis, check the first page of the topic. There's a link to a spreadsheet where you can add your dorf request.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 05, 2013, 07:40:50 pm »
Watched Prosnorkulus 2... Wasn't bad.

Not the greatest flash animation I've ever seen, but enjoyable!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 05, 2013, 12:00:23 pm »
Oh, so it WAS the goblin ambush that got Saint.

While sad, this is actually good news, because it means that Saint was eaten by goblins, not by Terry.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 04, 2013, 08:52:02 pm »
Well then I have no clue. Either several dorfs, including 3 of the starting 7, got killed off-camera... or Terry ate them.

I may open up a copy of the save and try to investigate, because this is genuinely confusing. Slowpokez, are they on the dead list?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 04, 2013, 05:15:29 pm »
Something odd has gone on with the dorfs in this fort. I think Terry's been mucking with it; several dorfs, including Cassatheru, Prosnorkulus, and Saint, have all either been lost or been renamed accidentally.

Here's some names that I found on the list which don't appear to be on the Dorfinator as well. (axedwarf is used twice as a nickname rather than a profession, I'm wondering if one of these wasn't Prosnorkulus)

'axedwarf' (x2)
'Kalver Verin'
'Atomic Avocado' (yes I recognize the name, he just wasn't on the dorfinator)
Thorkild



I've updated the status of all names on the Dorfinator to be either "alive" or "undorfed" except in cases where we know we've had fatalities. I've also set up a sort so that it would automatically sort out living dwarves from dead/undorfed ones; founding members of the fort (the initial 7) are in bold italics for convenience. As of this moment, 5:16 EST, the dorfinator is current based on Slowpokez's screencaps.


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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 04, 2013, 12:32:02 pm »
I'll update the dorflist later this evening based on that screenshot, Slowpokez.

Aside from that, yeah, I wouldn't worry about meticulously documenting every aspect of the dorfination and ensuring that everything is up to code. This is DF after all; pick a couple guys who need bodies when you do an update, drop 'em in, and either mark it on the dorfinator or post their names so I can do it. If someone dies either update the dorfinator or call it out; I don't mind at all to update the list with dead status and cause of death if you just make sure it's part of the update.

I hadn't intended on the dorfinator to be intimidating! Sorry bro.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 03, 2013, 12:59:55 am »
I'm married!?  :o

Poor woman.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 02, 2013, 05:17:37 pm »
And we grow another man closer to the slaughter.

(Well, hopefully not at any rate, but considering how ugly my tenure was...)

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: March 01, 2013, 10:49:46 am »
Bay12 is the source of people who have:

Developed a process designed to automatically suffocate and capture one of the only deep-sea creatures that isn't murderous, violent, or both in order to harvest their bones for high-value knickknacks

Envisioned a supersoldier program involving forcing a child to fight for its life for twelve years in a small cell filled with biting animals, completing with a baptism by fire to burn off as much body fat as possible in order to create walking masses of scar tissue and bone and hate

Colonized Hell in order to grow devilishly-sweet sweet pods, defending it against all comers at massive cost of life and limb until every fantastic race on the planet was more or less extinct and finally feeding our world into the maw of a chaos god

"Standards."

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: February 27, 2013, 01:17:15 pm »
Honestly, random crossbow-based surgical experimentation is probably a step up when it comes to Mad Fool's ethical practices.










Random urge rises: doesn't the game autogenerate raws for procedural critters like clowns? if so, doesn't it also store raws for their syndromes?

Someone should totally secretly modify something random, like duck puke or cat blood, to produce the blistering syndrome from DG1 and not tell anyone. Just like I had actually set up Hidden spike traps in random corridors linked to civilian-enabled pressure plates in other random corridors in hopes that I could later hear someone screeching "WHY DID DORF DIE!?" (I wound up not doing it!)

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