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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« on: November 08, 2014, 11:49:22 am »
Some gems from the past turn.  BTW bobnova, you need to stop trying to make fetch happen via bucket artifacts...

Quote from: Jervill on November 08, 2014, 02:20:26 am
We have a shit load of logs in this fortress.  For future reference, a shit load is about 10 fuck tons.

Kamin2 became an axe lord.  Chicagoland won't know what hit it.

...

bobnova decided to create....

a bucket.  Go sit in a corner Bobnova.  Buckets are not articfacts.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« on: November 07, 2014, 10:17:47 pm »
For dwarfing purposes.

Spoiler: Dwarfing List (click to show/hide)

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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« on: November 07, 2014, 04:11:19 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on November 07, 2014, 04:00:39 pm
You people really can't tell OOCQT-bait when you see it, do you.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« on: November 07, 2014, 02:43:13 pm »
Omega hails the humanoid.  "Are you a member of this crew?  If so, I recommend searching the other direction, as the other geniuses are repeatedly searching a wall, even if there used to be a door there.  Obviously things aren't the same."  Omega searches the corridors back towards the science lab and pod room, if those still exist.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« on: November 06, 2014, 10:49:28 pm »
((I count that many exactly on the front page if you include those crossed out.))

Omeganaut grabs a glass of water and gulps it down"Yeah, I'm good.  Should we start scouting our next move.  I'd wait to attack anything until the marines are done so we can have back-up."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:17:57 pm »
Omeganaut looks thoughtful as the conversation with the potato carries on.  Then he brightens up,"So, if the rooms are random, how did Portal become a thing here?  Is it based on us?  In that case, can I make a room full of milk and cookies?  Wait, even better, a land of brownies?" He gradually gets more excited as he goes on.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Obsidian City (The Town Galam)
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:13:59 pm »
Using spare wood, attempt to increase carpentry skill

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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:07:58 pm »
Quote from: Radio Controlled on November 06, 2014, 03:06:40 pm
Congratulations, you can now run around bitch-slapping people unconscious.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Subtle Titlechange]
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:03:42 pm »
I believe Scruffy wishes to take his reward in pure Barium.  Does anyone have an in so we can get a discount?

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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Change the title if you read this
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:46:58 am »
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« on: November 06, 2014, 09:45:01 am »
Omeganaut turns to Crysis  "Reverse psycholosy won't work.  They are cursed wishes.  The whole shtick is that they will go wrong for the wisher.  Lawyering can limit the potential damage, but trying something like opposite wishing will not work.  What part of bad idea is so hard to grasp?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Critical
« on: November 05, 2014, 11:01:23 pm »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on November 05, 2014, 10:32:11 pm
"It's" is a contraction of "it is" or "it has". "Its" is possessive.

+1

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:19:51 pm »
Omeganaut thinks for a minute.  "I think the ritual will either be ridiculous, or the administrator won't be what you hope.  So I'm staying out of this, as cursed wishes are just asking for trouble."

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General Discussion / Re: Terrible Jokes
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:57:29 pm »
Mario Pain:  A heart-wrenching story about the moral dilemma that is Euthanasia.

Mario Pant:  Mario turns into a dog.  Known for the idle animation of humping Princess Peach's leg...

Mario Pint:  Mario has a drinking problem.  Known for the idle animation of humping Princess Peach's leg...

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, GROUPS HAVE MET, 2ND DAY BEGINS)
« on: November 05, 2014, 01:55:02 pm »
"At least that would be useful for anyone we don't like!"

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