Bay 12 Games Forum

Mario Art: Mario hits his mid-life crisis and decides his destiny is in cultural pursuits, not plumbing.

Mario Kat:  Mario embarks on a breeding program to produce the best cat ever.  Rip-off of the crazy cat lady game.

Super Mash Brothers:  Brothers open up a fine dining restaurant specializing in mashed potatoes.

Super Sash Brothers:  Brothers compete to see which one is crowned Mister America. 

Omega turns towards the motion he saw out of the corner of his vision. He shouts, "Area not secure, I repeat area compromised by unknown being or beings."  He runs in that direction, prepared to punch anything that makes a potentially hostile move against him.  Not quietly, as making noise means the lesser soldiers can follow my lead.

As long as they all bow before the eldritch horror that is xantalos, we're all good.

Omeganaut eventually tries lying down, but is unable to actually sleep.  So when others begin to stir, he drinks some water and dunks his head in.  He is soon at the door, ready to leave when everyone else is.

Omeganaut lets the space soldier debriefing continue and goes over to speak with Arcvasti.  "I'm Omeganaut, I have this hafted blade, and my class is Sorcerer, which allows be to use one magic missile per encounter according to the gadget.  Hopefully as I level I can work on doing more damage from afar."

The games are over for now.  Until next time!

The Catmander:  This being, thought named after a portmanteau of cat and salamander, looks little like either.  Instead, its furry exterior covers up heated scales.  It's body, while elongated, tends vertical rather than horizontal, and a fin arches over its back.  The tail is long, longer with the hairs on the end, which are used to swat bugs off of the animal.  It's teeth appear to be made of rock, so that by opening its mouth a certain way, it can create a spark.  The catmander can combine this with launching some of the hairs out of its mouth to create a fireball, which is its preferred way of killing prey.  Furthermore, the hairs float in water in such a way as to make it nearly invisible, and its eyes purportedly hold hypnotic powers, although this has not been scientifically proven.  This beast is so dangerous that many local authorities have put a bounty on its head.  We can only hope this method can protect us from this menace.