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General Discussion / Re: Terrible Jokes
« on: November 03, 2014, 03:08:25 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on November 03, 2014, 03:03:28 pm
Ahah, loved the Half LIF

Word of Tank: a tank-themed spelling bee. Learn to place the umlaut in Panzerspähwagen!

Or, the word of our new god, the Abrahms fully automated battle machine.

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General Discussion / Re: Terrible Jokes
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:48:41 pm »
Cads against Humanity:  You are the supervillian.  How will you destroy the world?

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder.
« on: November 03, 2014, 02:00:35 pm »
Bang on all the walls until one lets me through or am interrupted.

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General Discussion / Re: Terrible Jokes
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:46:30 pm »
Lord of the Rigs: The Fellowship of the Rig, The Two Tower, The Return of the Kin.

Family trucking business turns ugly.

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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« on: November 03, 2014, 01:43:20 pm »
Quote from: Solymr on November 03, 2014, 01:32:03 pm
Quote from: Pnx on February 14, 2014, 09:21:53 pm
Because none of us are as dumb as all of us.

Quote from: pyx
Imagine: portals in DF

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2:32:52 PM] <Shakerag> #4 should be ashamed.
[2:33:03 PM] Tiruin wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.
[2:33:04 PM] <MonkeyHead> Or applauded. Not me btw.
[2:33:07 PM] <Tiruin> What's that?
[2:33:09 PM] <Shakerag> Or that.
[2:33:12 PM] <Shakerag> Umm.
[2:33:16 PM] <Shakerag> We'll tell you when you're older.
[2:33:39 PM] <Tiruin> I'm 20? o_O
[2:33:44 PM] <ecownomics> So many better uses for that card
[2:33:54 PM] <Shakerag> Google it?

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[2:41:46 PM] sjm9876 has joined the game.
[2:41:51 PM] <sjm9876> evening
[2:41:51 PM] <Sappho> I do not deserve your praise

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Glovedloved - The Mountain of Kings [DISCUSSION & COMMENTS]
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:25:32 am »
I'd be happy to be the antagonist of the aristocracy, and get dorfed, probably as a newer migrant with a well-developed but not-very-useful skill like butcher or cheesemaker or dissection.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Critical
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:23:28 am »
What if we (ciro) jumped off with the magnet heel instead?  I doubt Oric would expect that.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, THE GROUPS MEET AT LAST)
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:20:54 am »
Omeganaut looks up.  "I just got here.  There's bloody bodies all over the place, I have this bizarre thing on my wrist that took an hour to finagle into a sweet class, and I'm too amped up to sleep.  I just want to figure out how this place works so I don't end up being one of those bloody corpses.  And then having to come back and do it again, like some of you have done." Omeganaut takes a deep breath.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Critical
« on: November 02, 2014, 09:38:41 pm »
Quote from: flameboy99 on November 02, 2014, 09:20:12 pm
I'm in a moronic mood. I'm going to go ahead and post this, and then beg that nobody gives it +1. In fact, please -1 this into oblivion because we will all surely die if we do this.

Spoiler: Horrible Plan That is Sure to Result in TPK (click to show/hide)

Just so we're perfectly clear this is not in any way serious and should not be taken as such.

But I wouldn't oppose a rap battle with Oric when the stakes are lower

+1

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Critical
« on: November 02, 2014, 07:06:37 pm »
We really are getting MAD (get it?) to be trying to nuke the place.  Didn't we already bloodshape the most powerful weapon we could as well?  Plus, I think Oric would make an Awesome roll and escape if we tried that.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Critical
« on: November 02, 2014, 05:33:06 pm »
Quote from: Wolfkit on November 02, 2014, 05:17:57 pm
Also, FFS shouldn't your sig say "now with less allies" now?

+1

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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« on: November 02, 2014, 04:50:37 pm »
Quote from: shoruke on November 01, 2014, 01:31:25 am
Hmm, company turnover seems a bit high, we need to look into employee retention programs.

Click the link... you know you want to!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« on: November 02, 2014, 02:30:29 pm »
Rewards will be recognition, dorfing, choosing which alcohol to use, making drinking rules, autographed print-outs of turns, and for the big donors, authentic vomit-stained journals!

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General Discussion / Re: Bay 12 archaeology
« on: November 02, 2014, 02:28:08 pm »
Bay 12 as it is today owes a ton to the time period around the initial release of Dwarf Fortress.  Its the terminology that developed there and the growth of threads not directly related to creating/playing Bay 12 games which have grown into the "lower boards".  I thought it might be neat to have a single place for important parts of that process.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: Critical
« on: November 02, 2014, 11:45:00 am »
I don't see a win condition here unless we can pull something to beat Oric.  If we listen to him, we lose Riltia, and the support of our friends.  If we fight, it might go badly.  Since FFS has been hinting that he's been keeping track of what Riltia and Oric have been up to, this wasn't a random encounter.  If this was D&D, Id accuse the GM of railroading.  Our best hope is that Oric spent too much energy on that attack and is bluffing.  Or that dying here won't ruin Ciro as the beginning.  Especially since FFS said there was still a bunch of story to go.  I know he's been bloodthirsty as evidence by above update, but the question is, would he end the story and lose his continued supply of fan tears?  Since I don't have any other brilliant ideas, my current guess would be to have Ciro enter a diplomacy battle and everyone else run.  Also, if the effect is what I think it is, opening that door would trigger a flood.  But those are my best guesses.

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