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Simplest solution, we tell Oric where he can shove his Soul Star and see what happens.
Actually, this is already nearing critical mass here, about the only thing that can stop this is a tactical nuke or the thread maker intervening in some way.
Name: Blorble+I
Gender: Slog
Class: King
I have a solution...How bout flaming sword-chucks?What about !!!!science!!!! ?I firmly believe the best science is !!physics!!.Which you hastily mine away so you can re-ignite the !!Science!!.It's not ALWAYS on fire.... after all, once you mix in water, its encased in obsidian.Fixed that for you... sort of. Also, I ran out of things to make with Candy.Run magma under water. You now have a sauna. *pyramids*Magma is a bit too warm for a bath... Also, maybe I'll build one.You need a magma bath. NOW. pyramid megaproject.A half elf one. Also, pyramid indeed.Planning? What kind of dwarfgineer are you? Also, pyramid.I don't know, I plan things carefully. Then it all goes wrong.Good point.what control?And because normal science rarely involves magma as part of a controlled experimental process.why is Dwarven science always on fire?Because normal science is boringSpoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
LOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER THE GATES!!YouI wanted to make a epic battle between a Dwarf and a Goblin in Object testing mode. So I spawned both with good skillz and weapons, only to discover that, instead of a dwarf, I had spawn a Demon. There was no fight.
How
the
hell
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you
do
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TELL US
Object
Testing
ARENA
normally
can't
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DEMONS
YOU
CAN'T?
HELL
NO!
WE
WANT
TO
TALK
LIKE
THIS!
IT'S A REFERENCE DAMMIT!!
KEEP TALKIN'!!
KEEP BUILDIN' THA PYRAMID!!
OK
WHAT
HAVE
I
CREATED
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE PYRAMID BY NIGGY. IT MENACES WITH SPIKES OF AWESOME.My first ambush, all the goblins rushed my woodcutter... right into my cage traps, a few seconds later that same woodcutter is shived by a goblin thief.
Hilarious. Bloody hilarious.Just had a huge Anti Climactic battle...
The Fifth Battle of Cloisteredwood.
The Army is under strength, replacements have still not been found for the six dead at the fourth battle of Cloisteredwood. A huge great Goblin force arrived, about 55 total, up against my 38 dwarf soldiers. In the Fourth battle of Cloisteredwood, if it hadn't been for a mad war dog the fortress would of been over run, and that was only 40 goblins.
The goblins approached in 4 groups.... the first was ambushed by the north tower, three go down. The rest run away. Kind of set the tone. Another group was fired at by the walls, two died, the rest ran away. Another group ran away BEFORE it got to the walls. The last group was the only one that managed to get near me, but my champion swordsdwarf killed all of them. End of siege.
Seriously, I was expecting like a huge battle..... stupid Goblins. Excluding the group that attacked the gate I count 8 dead goblins, and at least 1 was wounded. (With the group at the gate that'd be 21 dead Goblins).
Chicken goblins are the best kind of goblins, after the ones plummeting to their doom.
For the higher the pyramid the closer we'll get to Toady. I hope.YesPYRAMIDAL IRONYIRONYALSO BAD MISKO FOR ASSUMING THAT I'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. BAD.BAD XANTALOS. BAD.Hey, don't I deserve a pyramid after my part in the Great Pyramid of You Always Roll 5?Nah, he's getting buried in a quote pyramid.I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
...No, I am Spartacus!No, I am Spartacus!I am Spartacus.No, I am Spartacus!
No, I am MEGASPARTACUS!
No, I'm Spartacus and my wife is Spartacus too.
no..... I'm SPARTACUS DEUS EX MACHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!
What have I, Spartacus, created?
No, continuing this pyramid is not possible.Anything is possible? Including continuing this pyramid?Silly Cat Face, anythings possible.Nah, mate. Now you're just getting silly.Fill it with this Quote Pyramid's Power! ( Currently Z+ 15)Fine. Add a catsplosion or eight(y) and you have a modern action movie, if you remove plotAnd then take out all the mummies' organs.Then fill the quote pyramids with all of the above, and Egyptian Mummies.Then fill the magma with spam.Then fill the Japanese hornets with magma.Then fill the bees with japanese hornets.Then fill him with bees.Then put Captain Ironblood in the middle of all that.Then fill the japanese hornets with fire imps and goblins.Then fill the carp with bees.
Then fill the bees with japanese hornets.
then fill the spam with quote pyramids.
Now throw in Brendan Fraser and a random hot girl.
Now we have an action movie!
Nah, Brendan Fraser comes off a little re-re now days..
And then fill the cats with marshmallowy goo, just for that Ghostbusters ending.
And then feed the quote pyramid to an elven zerg rush.
:II CAST LEVEL 10 MIGHTY FIREBALL!I AM A WIZARD! YARGLBLARGL!MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR!UPONOZYMANDIAS DOES NOT GET HIS FACE CUT BY A DWARF. HE DOESN'T GET THINGS OFFERED TO HIM BY WEREWOLVES EITHER!LOOKWE.PENGUINSKYGLIDERQUOTE PYRAMIDI DON'T KNOW.MAYBEYESNOYou are my new favorite person.Strike a menacing pose.This, and declare, "I am Ozymandias, King of Kings!"
Also, look for lady naked men.
ARE.
NOT.
OZYMANDIAS IN THIS THREAD.Quote from: Toady OneIn any case, since there are now diverse outlets on the internet for the sharing of total crap and softcore porn, you can use those for that.
Besides, any good chemist knows that the best Science is !!titration!! 
