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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, Now easier to keep track of!)
« on: October 24, 2014, 09:18:11 pm »
(I'm sticking with stupidity!)
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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« on: October 24, 2014, 09:15:22 pm »Quote from: Cthulufaic
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, Now easier to keep track of!)
« on: October 24, 2014, 09:07:26 pm »
Omeganaut steps out of the pod. "Whaa... Seriously? This is what messing with the raws does? Damnit! Okay, lets figure this out. There's a person standing over that way. OK. And there's pods. Kay. And mutant arm thingies. Best leave those alone rather than be sorry. And a door. Lets try that." Omeganaut goes through the door.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:40:08 pm »
So how should I get into this? Should I post my character here? And then where should I go?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: St. Urist's Space Academy Dating Sim (Discussion thread)
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:36:26 pm »
Is it too late to join in whatever this thing that will descend into madness is?
Otherwise, PtWtM
Otherwise, PtWtM
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Three Endings
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:34:37 pm »
K, character based on sample sheet: what is available so far. What system are you basing this on, because that might help us build our characters better.
Merv Flurry
Condition: Healthy
Race: Halfling/Gnome
Class: Arcane 1 Bard 1
Skills: +1 Deception, +1 Insight +1 Diplomacy
Str:10
Dex:13
Con:14
Int:14
Wis:7
Cha:16
Musicianship:16/16( These are the versions of mana. There is a different one for each attribute)
Toughness:14/14
Fort +2( These are his defenses. when he is attacked, these are added to his roll)
Agi +1
Will -2
Armor +2
Rapier
Throwing darts
Leather Armor
Traveler's pack with standard kit
Jug of alcoholic beverage
Flute with case
2 cp
5 gp hidden in flute case
Abilities
Perks
Merv Flurry
Condition: Healthy
Race: Halfling/Gnome
Class: Arcane 1 Bard 1
Skills: +1 Deception, +1 Insight +1 Diplomacy
Str:10
Dex:13
Con:14
Int:14
Wis:7
Cha:16
Musicianship:16/16( These are the versions of mana. There is a different one for each attribute)
Toughness:14/14
Fort +2( These are his defenses. when he is attacked, these are added to his roll)
Agi +1
Will -2
Armor +2
Rapier
Throwing darts
Leather Armor
Traveler's pack with standard kit
Jug of alcoholic beverage
Flute with case
2 cp
5 gp hidden in flute case
Abilities
Perks
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: If Forumites Were Stuck in an RPG (2nd thread, Now easier to keep track of!)
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:27:07 pm »Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Glovedloved - The Mountain of Kings [DISCUSSION & COMMENTS]
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:18:49 pm »
I'm enjoying the story Nordinkel. Request to be dwarfed as Omega: male dwarf mistaken for female far too much. I might even write some journals once I figure out the method.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Next Update 80%Complete
« on: October 24, 2014, 06:57:21 pm »It's okay, you are an animal. That means it's not weird when you kill and eat another one.Only plants. If its animals you have to kill, its not immoral.Oh, so now it's immoral to eat food? Great.Also, I wish I had a pet plumphelmetman I could eat whenever I wanted.You MAWNSTAH!
Dear dwarves....
I FOUND THE ELVES!
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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« on: October 24, 2014, 06:51:56 pm »he died in one of the most dignified ways a dwarf can die: repeatedly impaled by multiple iron spikes, screaming in agony as his legs are shattered multiply times, eventually taking seperate spikes to the heart and lungs before choking to death on his own blood, alone and seperated from his loved ones.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: On Colonies, Natives, Freedom and Trade - a colony/fortress [ISG]+[0/5]
« on: October 24, 2014, 06:46:33 pm »
Name: Bran Balel
Sex:Male
Profession: Musician
Basic description: A short creature given to avoiding industry and giving his possessions away. Except for musical instruments. Dresses in brown because it appears cleaner than it actually is, and has messy green hair. Rather inventive when it comes to music and avoiding hard labor.
Your virtue: Charity
Your vice: Sloth
Reason to leave for the colonies: His father shipped him out since he seemed unwilling to embark on the great journey of independent living by himself.
One item in your personal hold which can be conceivably taken to the colonies: A brand new string instrument that has never before been seen, The Brandolin!
Manufactored on the journey from extra guitar, bass, and violin strings found in a pocket which were attached to excess food crate planks and a wooden bowl. Somehow it sounds surprisingly wonderful!
Race: Halfling
Vote: Option 2
Sex:Male
Profession: Musician
Basic description: A short creature given to avoiding industry and giving his possessions away. Except for musical instruments. Dresses in brown because it appears cleaner than it actually is, and has messy green hair. Rather inventive when it comes to music and avoiding hard labor.
Your virtue: Charity
Your vice: Sloth
Reason to leave for the colonies: His father shipped him out since he seemed unwilling to embark on the great journey of independent living by himself.
One item in your personal hold which can be conceivably taken to the colonies: A brand new string instrument that has never before been seen, The Brandolin!
Manufactored on the journey from extra guitar, bass, and violin strings found in a pocket which were attached to excess food crate planks and a wooden bowl. Somehow it sounds surprisingly wonderful!
Race: Halfling
Vote: Option 2
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: AGES {Worldbuilding Suggestion Game}
« on: October 24, 2014, 06:20:18 pm »
Make a new planet. This planet is made entirely out of cheese. It is further away from the sun than the other planet
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General Discussion / Re: Terrible Jokes
« on: October 23, 2014, 11:14:50 pm »
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:50:49 pm »Okay, read this inm a french accent. It makes more sense. I thimlk.
Also, is it cricket to use quotes that are funny due to drunkenness? I say this as the official (only) quote compiler for the !!Drunk Fortress!! thread.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.13: Lashshins, A Very Weregecko Hellscape]
« on: October 23, 2014, 10:34:51 pm »
So Nordinkel, based on you drunken-misspellings and the fact you stated you were starting the turn 15 hours ago I'm a little worried about the state of your fortress. Do you have an update, or did you have a badly timed loss of consciousness, or did you pull a Bobnova/Kamin and hurt yourself?
Avoiding doublepost Edit: I'm guessing Nordinkel didn't manage a turn. So for prospective dwarves, its open season again.
Avoiding doublepost Edit: I'm guessing Nordinkel didn't manage a turn. So for prospective dwarves, its open season again.