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Feeling that his plan of mass murder is going absolutely nowhere at this pace, Jbg decides to speed up the process considerably. Consulting the map which the Wagon used to reach their current destination, Jbg found 2 nearby towers within a day's reach. "Perfect" he thought, grabbing a backpack of food and booze and his trusty mace, "Absolutely perfect."

Jbg has gone off to search for knowledge that exceeds life and death.

Huh, I thought we were done with Day 1

Jbg felt his hermit hovel was quite bare. Digging it out futher, he then snuck down the mountain, and stole an axe. Quickly chopping down several trees and hauling them up to his hovel, Jbg built himself a  a carpenter workshop, a door, a bed, and bowyer's workshop. He didn't know how to make a bow... yet. Soon would come the time when he would rain death, but not today.

Damien resists Regale.
Damien grabs spinning falcon, eats it, and then reattaches his finger.
Damien then (using the falcon's delicious meat energy) proceeds to Falcon Punch Bridger into unconsciousness.

FIGHT OVER. OUTCOME: UMMM, I THINK XANTALOS WON.

Hm. Team-up to beat the crap out the obviously insane Remuthra?

Very well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jmty_NiaXc

Yes, but do you want to be thought of as like some rich guy who does awesome shit, or the awesome guy who gave the people clean water and food?

Well currently, I'm the rich awesome guy who does awesome shit. You can handle the food and water stuff, I'll be over here punching sharks and kissing babies.

Hey man. i'm just trying to rebuild the country while lining my own pockets. In fact, if you are all vocally supportive of my bill, you will make the little people like you...

Trust me, I've got the little people covered. Case in point:

Action 1: (20+3) The stunt goes off without a hitch, the sunset catches you perfectly as you leap over a tank of deadly Garan Sharks, which many take as a sign of your strong foreign policy, and through the flaming banner of the former Imperial Colony of Beruland, while the glorious national anthem plays in the background. many shed tears of joy and pure freedom at the sight of such an act. Landing confidently you stride to the awaiting line of children looking on in awe and personally inoculate each one, signing autographs and offering patriotic platitudes to them while the camera crews drink in every moment. Your public avidly adores your every word and action, chanting your name.

Action 2: (19+3) You begin a campaign to visit schoolchildren to show your eternal concern for our nations education, telling stories of heroism and courage to inspire them to greater heights. It is common to see schoolchildren chatting about you at lunch tables. Many under the genuine belief you are a real, live, superhero.

CRITICAL LUCK SUCCESS (17+3) A wealthy comic book company has decided to offer you a significant sum in exchange for the use of your likeness in their new comic-book series Damien. They assure you that they will consult you on every edition to make sure it meets your approval. (+2000$, PR Bonus, Do you accept?)

I HAVE A COMIC BOOK.