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Jbg97 found himself waking up near a wagon, and overheard someone calling them self by a username.
*Well, either this is some kind of Bay12 Con that I got drugged and kidnapped into, a forum game, or dwarf fortress. All options involve equal amounts of murder.*
Grabbing a nearby Iron Pickaxe, a barrel of booze, and some meat, Jbg97 climbed to the top of the mountain and dug himself a secret hovel. Then climbed back down to help some other guy who is beginning to dig out the fortress.
*Hey wait, if I'm here, maybe GWG or Xanty is here too! I'll finally be able to slap the shit out of both!
I shall make a note to practice boxing as soon as possible.*

Damien Thorn is being hailed nation-wide as a humanitarian and man of the people. From inoculating and reading stories to children all the way to Jumping over a tank of vicious Garan sharks in a stunning political demonstration, his voters are convinced that Thorn is the man for the job. Some private citizens have gone as far as to offer to buy the rights to use his likeness for a series of superhero comics. Thorn humbly accepted the offer.

Hells yeah.

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Quote from: Jbg97 on April 03, 2013, 09:00:33 pm

THE LEVELS OF SANITY IN THIS GAME ARE UNACCEPTABLE.
Name: Middle-Aged Man Henderson
Gender: Manly
Age: Middle Aged
Race: Henderson
Fighting Style: The Scottish martial art of Gnome Fu
Signature Attack: Shotgun powah!
Final Break Smash Ultimate Power Strike Divine Move: Yacht Drop: a yacht drops out of nowhere on enemy.
Planned Order Once You Get to Taco Bell: 12 POUNDS OF PURE MEAT.

Dude. FYFY.

THAT IS WHAT I SAID.

JBG97 HERE, THIS GAMES HAS JUST GOTTEN 5 TIMES COOLER.
THAT PANEL. THE ONE THAT HITS A BEE HIVE WITH A STICK. THAT'S AWESOME. LET'S BE THE AWESOME GUY. aLSO, FIND SOMETHING TO GRAFFITI THE SHIT OUT OF THE DOOR.

Name: James Callwell
Nationality: American
Previous Employment: CIA
Role: Investigator

(including me, who kept threatening to help the Squiddles, and anyone who helped me even before helping the Squiddles, and ignoring someone who raped the Squiddles, so that was completely avoidable)

I don't like it when people dick about with my children! Except when it flatters me, I mean the squiddles were made in my image and Vanida found them attractive enough to host an orgy. Just saying, no one started an orgy with your children.

It's nice to get my conquering on without restrictions! The Presence of Madness and Violence escaped 2 time prisons, created the first substances solely to kill things, and was going to murder his way across the universe, Jebyg slaughtered his way across the globe, created 2 species, got bored with both and attempted to kill both off, and stood against a pantheon of powerful beings, Rex Furor lit himself on fire, and stabbed a troll. My brand of insanity is patent and the most potent, there are no brakes on my non-euclidean train of mayhem, violence and insanity. I completely lost track of what I was saying before. I am the ultimate warrior Hulk Hogan!