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Shrunken heads and the actual goblin heads if possible.

Oh, sure, we're not collecting the stomach, but the head can come? Do you have any idea how much disgusting stuff is in those heads? His balls, my balls, your balls, elven balls, dwarven balls... It's all in there.

..Did that gauntlet just play in on me? I'm not sure if we should try to take it off while we're in this state. Who knows, it might give some kind of backlash. Besides, I'm sure we'll be able to overcome it if it starts urging us to kill the humans, and they probably deserve it if we can't.

As far as looting goes, I'd say we could take the ring and hairband off the clubmoron and see if we can see where he dropped his necklace, inspect the thing the daggergoblin has in its hair and take his shirt, shoes and socks. Don't smoke them while the elf is near. Also, take the pouch from the wrestler(throw out junk like elven fingers, a pouch is still usefull.) and scan the intestines for anything undigested. We needn't eat it, but the humans might buy it.

If there's a full, undamaged goblin stomach among it, we can take that too. Just tie both ends tight with goblin hair. Goblins can digest bones, so their stomach acid must be pretty strong. If it's not usefull to us, it might be worth something on the black market.

I've already inclined I think it's smarter if we take a detour throught the human town.(Maybe if we take the fullest looking goblin intestine to dump in their well?) There'll be doctors, there'll be food, booze, maybe even a human or two that go missing and a house that catches fire for some reason. With humans in it, sleeping.

I suggest we keep the elf out of town to prevent futher 'trauma', and let him tell us what he needs. Humans like building homes out of wood, if he's got the slightest architectural or aesthetic sense, that'll really depress him. If not, he'll mourn the trees that died for those shacks.

Edit: Oh, and if anyone asks, we teamed up with the elf to avoid bogeymen after a goblin ambush killed our friend Urist.

Edit2: Did we remember to pick up our axe?

Edit3: Let's not sleep for a bit. Remember what the gauntlet spoke to Nerin in his sleep? He had our weak-willed Nerin alone and a lot of controll over what happened in said dream. We don't want to give the gauntlet that kind of controll when there are no crunchy humans between us and our allies.

Well, the first thing that comes to mind is that sludge should always fall through grates and bars and the like.

The second thing is, well, don't you think these sludges would be a little on the powerfull end? I mean, I could infect three of my infinitely sane dogs with this stuff and they'd stop an entire siege in its tracks. And we're not even considering sludge adventurers.

Hmm, now that you mention it.. That guy probably has some kind of syndrome that makes his face swell. We should try to avoid contact with it.

You guys are so shallow . What's wrong with the other goblin?

What's wrong with shallow? We can't take them all with us anyway, so we'll have to base our descision on something.

What I'm saying is, if we use the gauntlet and the wrestler puts up wrestling resistance, we should call for help.

What worries me is that he might be able to wrestle it off us. If we use the gauntlet and take the daggergoblin first, it might realize that the gauntlet is trouble and try to take it off us. If we take the wrestler first, we can expect a dagger in the back.