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What's that butter knife (sword) made out of anyways? Copper?

Good point. Copper isn't beyond what we can handle with our bare fists and plain clothing before either he or scampers calls the guards. Besides, it's been some time since our guts had some fresh air, might as well let them out.

That face Ironion is making... I almost want to set him on fire for that and the song. (But still no, don't set him on fire)

You'll turn around eventually. Still, we've got too many witnesses here. Maybe we could act impressed, say we know some ladies that would want to meet him, and ask for directions to his room?

(Un?)Fortunately all we say are simply thoughts and do not necessarily become actions until/unless he so chooses to do so.

The more of us that say something, or the louder we say it, the harder it is for him to resist, however.

Try to find a small, weak dwarf alone and put the flour bag over their head while they're not looking. Smoke the sock, give it a few good puffs and light the dwarf on fire.

He's just anxious becouse he's the center of attention. If that stops being him and starts being a young dwarf on fire, he'll be able to relax.


Edit:
Alternatively, kiss the ass of the stupidest noble we can find untill it shines. (Viguratively speaking, probably.) If we've got a friend to walk with, the other nobles might leave us alone.

Edit2:
Also, we should wipe our sweat to the dwarf's cape when no one is looking.

Edit3:
We should get a cape so we stand out less and feel prettier. I say we get a white one with a leather picture of ourselves on it, if we get fort-leader privileges.

We should put away the scarf, I think. It stands out too much. Other then that, I think this could be a rather decent disguise, so long as someone we'd hide from doesn't see us up close.

This idea is exceedingly entertaining.

Eh, I've been putting thought into what to do with the elf and goblin ever since we were introduced to the prison.

The biggest problem with this plan is the elf, with his elven ethics and all. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I recall that elves find it unacceptable to lie. Would this include:

• The use of exact words? 'Are you a dwarf?' -'Well, I sure look like one.'

• Telling the truth in a humorous tone?

• Not speaking at all, and having someone else tell others that you cannot speak?

I know, I know. Just saying.
There should be an option to go on break for few months, then throw a party near a statue of dwarves being eaten by FB... ya know, for "DF feel".

Problem with that is that we can't sustain ourselves for that long without doing work.

Well that's the problem with being insane! Too many wills and only one body, the awnser is of course to convince your fellow spirits that your pick is the best.

Good idea.

Ask for a map:
The miller's wife seems sceptical of us. I doubt she'll let us have more freebees beyond dinner. We might as well ask, though.

Ask for a job:
Neither of them have the authority to grant us one.

Go home to the room:
We've just slept, and the fire investigation might still be ungoing.

Explore:
The warden is hard on thieves and we had better avoid contact with dwarves unless neccecairy. There is nothing we can search for.

Go back to the prison and save our comerades:
The more helpers, the better. We'll also get access to elven skills(Hugging trees into items, riskless animal training) and gobbo skills(Basic military skills, brainwashing and kidnapping). The elf also presents us an opportunity to bring the wrath of the elven forest retreats upon the warden. And the both of them ar sentivores, allowing us to dispose of evidence easily.

Convince the nobles that we're the leader of our old fort:
Announcing our presence and power to the warden is a reasonable suggestion. Sadly, we lack the dye to paint a target on ourselves.

Back to the brewstry:
Our job will take place later, and we haven't got enough funds to buy stuff from the pipedwarf. We don't need food either at the moment, thanks to our benefactor.

Create 'wasntme' by going fell on the old woman:
We need a good weapon for that. We might be able to choke her before she alerts anyone, but her husband might be home.