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His blood curdled of terror. He just saw his entire squad been slaughtered by a single dwarf.

Why do goblins keep on besieging after being slaughtered for years?

I abandoned before unpausing, but settlers were drown on arrival, so no choice here.

The real question then, is HOW, given the accumulated lifetime sequestration of this heavy metal, do dwarven corpses rot so quickly after they become deceased?

Dwarf life is harsh and so is life of dwaven bacteria. Nowadays only tough and stern bacteria dare to live in dwarven body. When the dwarf is deceased no petty heavy metal can stop them from the feast.

How do dwarves avoid fetal alcohol syndrome? (and how did the ancients avoid that when people mostly drank beer or whatever because it was safer than the water).

Well, they don't avoid it. That's why they are short and stupid. (Ancients probably just learned to boil water.)

Why do elves use wooden armor? It is unpractical.

Someone mentioned that one can build a walkable bridge over the ocean and it will provide access for traders. I decided to investigate. It turned out, that one don't need to actually build the bridge.


Update: I checked, caravans really come.

How extacly the dwarves can turn one log either into a training axe (that is still capable of chopping trees) orrr... A bed? Door? Even a construction block?

Well, like humans do. Take a log, saw it up to make boards, then construct a bed from the boards, nothing complicated.

Why don't dwarf have names like Thorin or Gimli?

I'm sorry but I am unclear on when a job on repeat is "done"

In the context "done" means "one pot is made".

I believe they just ignore traps, they should dodge if being attacked.