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Name: Billy Snow
Looks: Some awful rapper guy
Stats:
Strength:
Endurance:
Dexterity: +
Affinity: -
Luck:
Badassery:

"Aww, screw it! Let's go home."

Open portal to hell and step through it. Leave the portal open.

Quote from: Wwolin on January 14, 2013, 08:57:03 pm

"Aww, screw it! Let's go home."

Open portal to hell and step through it. Leave the portal open.

Open a rift above/in front of the portal before they step through

Take mom with me and Wwolin.

(3) You open a portal to a volcano
(2) No rift
You look into the portal and decide you don't want to go in.

*Superhearing Activate!*

"DEFCON EA? What did Will Wright do this time?"

Return to Earth. Spread actual knowledge around--sciencey stuff. Save world, again.

(1) You lose your powers.

CONQUER AUSTRALIA WITH THE POWER OF
RAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNBOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWSSSSS

(3) You conquer half of Australia.

Love conquers all, mofo. Get back to lovin', then get to conquerin.

(5) The jail cancels the restraining order. You are back together. Now what?

FOOLS! I AM THE GOVERNMENT!

If failed, instigate military coup

(4) "Dude, we know you were, like, in charge. It's just you were busy conquering South America and left us in charge and we had ,like, a major eldritch abomination crisis."

Asexual reproduction ftw.
Become dominant species on the planet.

(5) You make 50 versions of yourself.
(5) You become king of the dinosaurs.

NPCS:
(2) The buildings don't do anything.
(6) Congress declares war on the buildings.

None can beat Baka in a staring contest.

Deliver kick to Murderboat's face.

Intimidate Murderboat by staring at him. If he attacks, block him.

Vorthon's under Heroes and Villains. How does that work?

Respawn as awesome person. Destroy things with AWESOMENESS

Uplift the inhabitants of my new planet to sentience and interstellar travel. Lead the to Earth, so they can spread to word of Rationality and such. Sounds like they need it...

(1) You kill all life on the planet.

Assist mom in dealing with the cops.
Get out of the jail.

"Don't worry son, I've got this!"

Collapse the pavement under the cops with my control over rubble.

Quote from: Wwolin on January 13, 2013, 12:28:07 pm

"Don't worry son, I've got this!"

Collapse the pavement under the cops with my control over rubble.

>Open a rift below the cops before he does this.

"You may control rubble, but I control space-time rifts."

(2) Other than chiding Zoomzoll about not washing his tentacles before eating, his mom does nothing.
(5) Zoom zoll eats all the cops
(2) wwolin discovers he can't control rubble
(5) zanzetkuken drops all the cops' remains into a space time rift.

I haven't read this in weeks. So I'll start from the top.

SHANK BUILDINGS,
SPREAD CHAOS,
BUILD A STATUE OUT OF CAT FETUSES.

(6) the buildings don't like that.
(5) "Oh god...the buildings...they are killing everything!"
(3) You build a cat statue. By that I mean you put a cat on a pedestal.

Breed an army of giant Grillidons
Become the dominant species on the planet, establishing an advanced civilization.

(2) you fail to find a mate

Use wind powers to blow away south america's defenders, then send army to invade

(4) "sir! Our guns just got completely blown away." SMASH!!! "What was that?" "Sounded like a tank, sir."
(5) Army overruns SOuth America.

NPCs
(6) Congress declares the city to be in a state of Emergency and declares martial law. US goes to DEFCON EA (eldritch Abomination) and uses wind power to resurrect H. P lovecraft to deal with the situation.
(1) It appears Lovecraft prefers death.
(1) The United Nations decides to give its power to tophat's government. Tophat now controls South America and North America and nothing else!

Rika examined the notch in more detail.

Can you guys just head back to the town? I want the waitlist to advance.

Fniff? I'm waiting on you.