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5671
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« on: January 14, 2013, 04:40:44 pm »
Become Alex Mercer (of Prototype); show Mason the flaws of plans which put them in the wrong genre at the wrong time.
(1) Summon Mercer Alex from Manufactured (not real). (5) You leave him crying in the corner.

summon Alex Morgan(of American soccer) and finish the singer.
(1) You summon Morgan Alex, a European football player (not real).
(1 vs. 4-1) You trip and get pushed into a rock. Ouch.

Continue blowing up The Master with my AC-130.
Don't forget to reload. (1) your explosive bullets blow up as you reload and cause the aircraft to fireball above everything. Respawn?

Crawl up the other 29 steps
(5) You walk up the 29 steps, then realize that the tower collapsed and you are now at the top of a staircase to nowhere.

Master:
(3) Confused by the fact that no one is attacking him, the master summons 5 Imperial Soldiers to get people to remember him.

NPCs:
(4) Morgan Alex decides practice soccer.
Mercer Alex creates the Alex faction.
(3) Knight Tiger also summons an ally. (6) He summons Loki from You at Sequal's Final Boss. (4) Loki is surprisingly obedient, for now.
(1) Alex Mason commits suicide.
(6) Angry Knapper Mob decides to Knap the Soldiers. (6 vs. 2) They slaughter the soldiers, and are instantly attacked by Imperial cruisers because they are Rebellious subjects. (2) "What do you mean the vaporizer cannons are malfunctioning? Get a team down to engineering and if they are not back up next turn I want an engineer shot."
(2) The last top stands nervously over scapheap.
(4) The other three give themselves first aid.

Gm Roll:
(4) Tophat is up.

Factions
Spoiler: Master (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Rebels (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Alex Faction (click to show/hide)

5672
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Redshirt
« on: January 14, 2013, 08:00:26 am »
Request reinforcements from Blue command. Alternatively request reinforcements from green command.

5673
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« on: January 14, 2013, 07:55:16 am »
Tell Loki that as the god of tricksters, he should backstab knight tiger and take control of the villains.

5674
Roll To Dodge / Re: Idea Pitch: Unity; an RTD lost in space.
« on: January 13, 2013, 08:55:31 pm »
I'd join. However what's the scifi. Hard or soft?

5675
Roll To Dodge / Re: Cops and Robbers: Turn 4
« on: January 13, 2013, 01:40:03 pm »
......Can't that earn me a raise, and eventually a promotion if I do enough paperwork?
raise maybe

5676
Roll To Dodge / Re: Cops and Robbers: Turn 4
« on: January 13, 2013, 12:30:08 pm »
DAMN YOU LACK OF OBLIGATION, AND DAMN YOU HUNGER!!

do what I was gonna do
By the way, if any cop rolls a 1 on an obligation roll they have to fill out paperwork.

5677
Roll To Dodge / Re: Cops and Robbers Turn 4
« on: January 13, 2013, 11:43:25 am »
Turn 4:
In which Robbers get lucky
Time: Monday, 2013
Place: Generic, New Jersey

Crimes Reported:
Friday-Bryson Grocery Store Robbery
Saturday- Arthur Guy’s house is vandalized
Sunday- Liberty Bank robbed
Monday- Shootout between Namers and Lunatics

Police Officers:

Javier:
I rolled a 4...... Twice.....z

Javier will phone into the lab, then head their to turn in the evidence
When done, acquire last known address to all three suspects, and go to Bob's Last known address

“Hey crime lab I have some evidence for you.” You head back to drop off the fingerprint samples and the security tapes then (Obligation Roll: 2) you decide its time for you lunch break.

Currently: On lunch break (Current Suspect List: Bob, Sammy, and Alfred)
Current Orders: Find Liberty Bank robbers
0 Arrests
$140 money
Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)


Trip Hazard:
Trip nodded and looked at Clair. Yeah, she was attractive enough. But business was business and he probably should at least give it a week before he got suspended again.

"So, Miss Steve... What were you doing at this party?"


Attempt to balance trying to gather information about the case with trying to figure out if she's single or not.
(5) “ Call me Clair. And what’s your name?”
“It’s Trip Hazard.”
“Nice name. My boyfriend dumped me, so my friends threw me a party to console me.”

Currently: Interviewing witness Clair Stephens
Current Orders: Investigate Lead on Vandalism case
0 arrests
$140 Money
Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)


Ben Icerink:
Handcuff the punk.
(6) Punk is handcuffed. Police arrive, and take him away. You have made one arrest. Starting next turn a die will be rolled, and if it hits a 6 you will be promoted. Another arrest could increase your chance of promotion. (obligation Roll: 5) When you walk into the bank after the police have left you see an armed man pointing his gun at the teller. It would seem that the guy you arrested wasn't working alone.

Currently: Walking in on an armed robbery.
1 arrests
$140 Money
Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Logan Kane:
Transcribe the message on the note into my journal. Look more closely at the gem and try to judge its worth if I were to sell it through dishonest means. Ponder whether or not Jake might have had any opportunity or motive to knock off the Grocery as I look around at the place to see what has been damaged or stolen, if anything. Approach the owner and start talking to him in order to see if he recognises me as a cop straight off.

You closed?
(2) The gem has made in China stamped on it and is plastic.  That means it isn’t very valuable. (4) "Yeah we are closed. We got robbed last Friday, and then we found some note. There's so much extortion going on around this city. Wait a minute, your the Detective they sent to take over questioning aren't you."

Current Orders: Investigate Note found at Bryson
$130 Money
0 Arrests
Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)


Robbers:
Concealing my face, talk to bank teller, and hold him at knife point.  Get him to give me the money, quickly and quietly.  Have him tell me his home address, in case he tricks me. 
(4) “Give me your money, now”
The bank teller nods, staring nervously at your knife, before giving you all of the money behind the desk ($700). He also tells you his home address, but you have no idea if that’s his real one or not. (6) Thankfully for you, no one walks in. That is lucky.


Currently: Robbing Bank
$785/5000
Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)


Bob the burglar:
Shit sorry, my phone didnt save the message

Anyways
loot the remaining corpses then take my evidence to gang leader, also buy some gloves
You realize that they’re aren’t any other dead corpses, then take the evidence to your boss. (5) “We have a spy in our midst? I want you to take 9 Lunatics and go kill and capture some Namers so they can tell us who the spy is. You buy a $6 pair of gloves. Police are 3 turns away from the crime scene.

Currently: Buying gloves
Current Orders: Find the spy
$544/5000
Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)


Jimmy the Snitch:
Meh, good enough.

Go to the Chinese Palace in the hoodie, with some moltovs and the bat.
(1) You walk towards the Chinese Palace when you bump into a bunch of Toughs going the same way (6) “Hey you, did the boss send you to kill some Yakuza too? Looks like you are lost, come on, we are going to take them down for killing Little Joe. The haven't seen through your disguise, but you might want to get out of there soon.

Current Orders: Rob Chinese Palace
Currently: pretending to be a Tough
$100/5000
Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)


Marcus “Tiger” Mau:
Drop Katana for now. If the shuriken has hit me in just bone or muscle, and not any veins, arteries, or anything else containing a lot of blood, remove the shuriken and throw it back at the guy who originally tossed it at me. Then keep throwing random plates and bottles at them if there are any around me.
(2) You decide to not pull the shruiken out as you think it hit you in a vein.
(1 vs. 2) The waiter drops his gun on his foot AGAIN. The tough attacking doesn’t really do anything against him. (1 vs. 3) The shruiken thrower also drops a shruiken and impales his foot to the floor. Ouch. A baseball bat from a tough also hits him in the chest. (5) You chuck a bottle on the floor at him, and it knocks him down. (4) Meanwhile the tough attacking the waiter kicks the waiter in the groin.


Current Orders: Kill Yakuza members
Currently: Injured in the shoulder. Two toughs dead, Two Yakuza dead, one injured. 2 Toughs vs. 2 Yakuza (both disadvantaged -1 next turn)
$100/5000
Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)



5678
Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« on: January 13, 2013, 11:18:16 am »
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uoy od, dna evael ot emoceb dog fo rehtona tenalp. You are no longer insane.

Gain ability to fly.
Conquer the planet.

(6) You can now fly, causing everyone to refuse to believe dinosaurs existed. Everyone in the modern day now believes in Intelligent Design, except those leftist Darwinist freaks.
(2) Now how would you do that?

>Open more rifts.
(4) You open a time rift to World War 2. (2) Nothing happens.

Ask mom what dad has been up to.
"Well I heard he was ruler of hell, wwolinman, and death of being crushed by rubble last I heard" (2) More cops show up.

Develop improved military tech.
Take over rest of mexico

(2) "Sorry sir, we can't promise you anything till next turn at least. It takes a while for prototypes to become regular equipment."
(4) All of Mexico is under your control.

((And I return. TheZoomZoll shall be fatherless no more!))

Become TheZoomZoll's father
You still are. I'm keeping all your titles too, just because you have so many. If you get executed that is going to be fun.

Get back together with Jail, like a hollywood movie.
(1) She files a restraining order against you. Thats kind of tough since you are still physically attached to her.

5680
Roll To Dodge / Re: Cops and Robbers: Turn 3
« on: January 12, 2013, 08:06:44 pm »
Waiting on Unholy Pariah.

5681
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« on: January 12, 2013, 05:04:46 pm »
Wait. Why did GWG throw a rock at the tower even though it had already collapsed?
I threw the rock TO collapse it. I thought.
My view was it collapse, but was somewhat prop up(like a house of card) then GWG thew a rock and roll a 6.
maybe he caused something important to pop out of position.

5682
respawn. Collect souls.

5683
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT SPINNING BOSS: NOW WITH [REDACTED] LESS TOWERS
« on: January 12, 2013, 04:03:01 pm »
Ummm. Donuts? you are GM.

5684
Respawn.
Lick Paradox.

It will probably be:
(1) Death of Licking a Giant Frog shows up. Respawn?

5685
Is the bath robe bad against the Electrobe?

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