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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: January 11, 2013, 06:06:52 pm »
Make a lot of meals from all that whale meat and, because of boost to the mood granted by food, stop the tantrum.

WWUD after becoming fort's hero by stopping the tantrum?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Fallout: Equestria - Pineapple
« on: January 11, 2013, 02:04:34 pm »
Quote from: Replica on January 11, 2013, 10:56:01 am
Shure, absholutely, I still have a few ponies free.
Any requests? Particular labor/class? Race? Gender? etc?
Earth pony, mare, "Leaf". Mechanic, siege engineer and woodcrafter. Preferably "shy", you know, personality traits like doesn't handle stress well, is unassertive, tends not to openly express emotions etc.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Fallout: Equestria - Pineapple
« on: January 11, 2013, 10:43:54 am »
Do you have any free migrants to be named after me? :3

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DF General Discussion / Re: I need a list of threats and insults toward elves, dwarves and vampires.
« on: January 10, 2013, 04:47:47 am »
"And you call that a sword? Even our kids use deadlier knives to eat!"
Urist McElfhater, before getting stabbed 9001 times with wooden sword.
"We used to use your race as firewood, but we stopped after realizing that you serve better as a fertilizer... FOR TREES"

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: January 10, 2013, 04:42:45 am »
He would brew booze of them. And then die of dehydration, because he wouldn't be able to eat or drink anything after that...

WWUD if it would be possible to ride wagons? (TO NARNIA!)

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: January 09, 2013, 05:48:08 pm »
It's masterfully cooked salad containing wood, leaves, roots and fruits. There is masterfully engraved image of a message "for the elven caravan"

About previous post - "Urist McPornstar strikes Udib with his ***(...)"... >_>

WWUD if some crazy leatherworker would invent parachutes?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: January 09, 2013, 12:43:39 pm »
Quote from: Koremu on January 09, 2013, 12:12:47 am
The loss of his wife, his child and his cat has hit him hard.
Who needs family anyway? The cat is the worst. How can he live without his mind controlled? Assuming dorfs have anything that we can call a "mind".
Quote from: Koremu on January 09, 2013, 12:12:47 am
cat farm.
I have seen many players tempting the fate but you, sir, you are punching it straight into the face.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: gateivory, the land without ore (PLAYERS WANTED)
« on: January 08, 2013, 03:56:34 am »
So... yeah... I have just seen the fort...
Mother of Amrok... What the *elf* is this *elf*...

BTW, there is a water buffalo (or something like this...) in the river. And it's stricken by melancholy, but... it's not drowning. WATER buffalo, eh?
Also - that's a lot of goblins. Maybe we will be able to find some whips... There is nothing better than a whipslap* to deal with Legendary Gobbos.


*If you don't get the pun - http://translate.google.com/#en/pl/whip

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: January 07, 2013, 06:56:20 pm »
So, I see we have some military dorfs... Let's get em all in one squad, for teh lolz, lol. I bet I will die first.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: January 07, 2013, 06:30:08 pm »
Platinium mugs and barrels for booze. Masterfully decorated. Who needs weapons anyways?

WWUD after getting stuck in barracks during a siege, with only bows and arrows taken from gobbos?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: gateivory, the land without ore (PLAYERS WANTED)
« on: January 07, 2013, 05:12:08 pm »
Quote from: bp920091 on January 07, 2013, 04:45:04 pm
Can't wait for my turn. should be fun.
Let me fix your post.
Quote from: bp920091
Can't wait for my turn. should be !!FUN!!.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: January 07, 2013, 05:10:27 pm »
Look at my username.
Everyone in the fort would rush to get his *!!Troll Fur Socks!!* and the fire would spread over the whole world.


WWUD after seeing one of his friends getting beaten by a FB?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« on: January 07, 2013, 09:03:06 am »
Derpislava, female mechanic, siege engineer/operator and speardorf, please.

"Overseer" means joining the succesion list? If yes, find a place for me on it.

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Constructions and Meltingpoint.
« on: January 07, 2013, 03:48:18 am »
One question - will windows melt? Because I've been thinking about giant Amrok statue as a megoconstrucion... With magma eyes. Yes, magma eyes. To make all these elfs who will be forced to travel under him (He will be standing at my gates) to feel his fiery glance.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: gateivory, the land without ore
« on: January 07, 2013, 03:36:19 am »
Quote from: misko27 on September 20, 2012, 09:25:47 pm
God, this body bothers me. It is so much different from my old one. More over, it pisses me off to find out that Baronship is a title granted to bodies, not brains.

Regarding the recent reports of a monster, I have to say, its scarier then you might think. They saw a great monstrous buffalo. Yes, buffalo. It has Hooves. Supposedly, the overseer sealed off the caverns becaus eof the possibly dangerous poison, but I know better. The hooves. When it gets close, you can hear it, clopping. Softly, as if it weren't there... They say it ha lidless eyes, and never sleeps. It has antennea for sensing prey, and it waits outside the old entrance. Waiting for us.
Quote from: misko27 on September 20, 2012, 09:25:47 pm
The hooves. When it gets close, you can hear it, clopping.

Ohgodwhy.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wingboner-clopping
Warning, ponies included.



A crazy idea - let's embark somewhere nearby as gobbos, using mods, and name the fortress Gateebony, give gobbos wooden axes, then watch them fight :3
Also, because of my lack of "skill" in english - my part will begin with few words about that my dorf comes from the far north and doesn't know languages used here. Y'know, to don't ruin it with parts like "Me wants booze! Your dorf gimme booze!"...

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