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A successful signup! Huzzah!

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Still missing something.
He got the critical stuff, and from the format of his requests I can tell he actually read the rules. Like I said above, not a bureaucrat... I just want the data I need to process to be contained within a singular post, makes this job
easier less hard.
I'm still gonna hold people to the rules, even if they didn't say the words, though...
If you wake up to a ravenous shoggoth chewing on your limbs, you'll know you really screwed up.

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In Tomato's defense he was apparently referencing an injoke from a DF Community game he was part of.
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There's also the fact that I didn't slam an actual door and wasn't trying to act angry at anyone except myself, but I've made worse compromises than this to make people happy. I know where I'm not wanted. Sorry to have bothered you with this, Aristabulus.
Intent counts for a lot; I'm not a mind reader, and like I said above, there was no indicator of anything other than plain-old-angry.
Referencing a community game that I've never been a part of was a bad idea from the start, especially when the face-value reading of it is plain-old-angry.
I grow weary of discussing this, so I'm gonna let
Lawrence Fishburne finish this one for me:
After this, there is no turning back.
Take the Blue Pill: The story ends, you STFU and GTFO... don't post in this thread again. Wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
Take the Red Pill: You stay in Wonderland, and make a successful single post to sign up for the giveaway, without ass or sass. I'll show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes... (and hopefully you'll win some games!)
Remember, all I'm offering is an honest chance to join in, nothing more.