Normally I would suggest that we use a grot as a shield but considering we're dual-wielding weapons that's not really possible. It's still possible to make a shield with one though...
Use our poky kustom kleava to stab a grot through then hold him up with it to use it as a shield.
(Genius.)
(4) You stick your kustom kleava straight through a grot. Poky Kustom Kleava upgraded to
Shielded Poky Kustom Kleava!Wut? We's gunna send dem grots in dere first, so dem humies'll be too busy tryin' ta krump dem to stops us, then we's gunna krump dem humies HARD.



You and your boyz begin throwing the grots over the wall. (6)(+ 1 Runtherd) The taktik is brilliant! The 'umies are caught completely off guard by both your stupidity and your lack of compassion! Nearly all of the garrison is either dead, fighting or running away. The militia captain is running away, it seems.
The garrison is scattered and the gates are open! You hear the thundering of hooves...