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Is the entrance open?

Dammit, forgot to draw the door...

For that mistake, yes the door is open. Prepare to be fired upon, though.

((I don't think we're quite up to starting a WAAAGH!, that takes millions of boyz at minimum.))

"Go round up da squigs and da boyz, er, Garfun or wotsyername. We'z gonna go fight some humies!"

Before we go raiding, buy another kleava and pay a mekboy to make it into another kustom kleava with our spare kleava.

(3)(+1 Meana') You convince a mekboy to make your kustom kleava'. (5)(+1 Mek) It's a great kleava! It's all shiny and poky! You got a Poky Kustom Kleava'!

You find a nice 'umie town in the dead of night. There is a wall with only one entrance to the town, patrolled by militia and a captain. Some 'umies were just returning to town when they spot you.



The 'umie is silenced by Garfun.

The colors are great but what you said, the pattern isn't quite right. I've got some reference images if you want.


The top bit of the wave should be more white and frothy. The top pattern should maybe have some dithering between the darker water and where the moonlight hits it.

What are we waiting for now?

The drawing part.

Can we rip someone's arm off and beat them to death with it? Can we? Can we?

Not doing so would be terribly unorky.

Rack our orkish brains. How many boyz does the Warboss command! Is it possible for us to challenge him yet (do we think we're 'ard enough?)

Go find human village to raid

Edit'd

Nail one cleaver onto another so we get a double-sided cleaver. We'll use that in one hand and the smaller one in the other. Use the chainmail and make it into armour that fits us. Use the rest to make a cape. All the important humans wear capes, so wearing a cape would make us important too.

(4) You nail one cleaver onto the other, coming up with a ramshackle, double-sided war-axe. The third cleaver you wield in your off-hand. (1) When you try to add more bitz to your Flashy Armor, it actually makes it worse. The best parts of your gear fall right off! It is still in good combat condition, but it isn't as impressive anymore. (3) The remaining chainmail is used to make a cape. It doesn't look very nice, nor would it be much use in protecting you, but a cape is still a cape.

Good thing we've got that chainmail!

Customise the Rosarius to fit around our neck.

EDIT: Rip out the nobs' teeth.

(5) The rosarius is much easier to kustomize. You now have an Kustom Rozaryuz! You order your gretchin to begin ripping out the nobs' teef. You gain 15 more teef! The rest seem to be lost or taken.