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Considering my the unfortunate circumstances surrounding the lack of anything to actually do i have resorted to more extravagant things including a diet of pure whale eggs. Sadly we ran out a week ago so iv had to entertain myself at watching petty animals attack. Things got more boring so i decided things would be better in my tomb and i have tried multiple suicide attempts all failed

ON A BRIGHTER NOTE




To prevent the gods from having revenge upon us from what some call cheating and to prevent arnok from spilling our blood (which would actually be more interesting) the coin debt was paid with more than extra. I suspect though the coins all have potatoes printed on them as a way of saying FUCK YOU because that guy must really be tired of minting out coins. Also i made a road.. go me.

And attempting my suicide was harder than i thought only lost a leg.

Im starting to get continuously more paranoid about the ghosts. I saw one of them better poor blademan only slight bruises but still a sad tale for someone so mentally unstable i think its exodius ghost but i cant be sure. Iv locked my bodyguards in my room after they caused my "accident" and me and my brother losing both one of our legs. Oh and that insane cheesemaker made a spikey shell crown

Just a note it appears the previous manager has gone barking mad Hoarding all the chains in his room and spending a disturbing amount of time in the cells... I do hope he gets over this phase i dont want to have to "deal with him"


I also really hate above ponds





Also the manager decided to do something