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CATS.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« on: October 21, 2014, 12:35:01 pm »
Unsafe speed enhancement for your fellow drivers.

Placing caltrops down a kilometer stretch of a busy highway.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game—2^14.35 and up!
« on: October 21, 2014, 10:58:26 am »
B.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« on: October 21, 2014, 09:22:36 am »
Enthusiastic celebration of alternate culture's measurement systems.

Not using the Metric System.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:04:40 pm »
Hunting for sport.

Hunting down Stirk.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« on: October 20, 2014, 07:39:44 pm »
Mandatory Chemical tolerance testing.

Beating people to death with a keyboard.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:21:44 am »
Just found galena.... looks like I'm gonna be learning how to make a minecart trap/bowling alley. Because lead is heavy, y'see. Therefore, minecarts made from it should slam into goblins and turn them into gory chunks. Hopefully. It'll be Fun either way.

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Copy-Orange. Changed his name.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« on: October 19, 2014, 10:21:27 pm »
A regular day in an evil biome.

Drop kicking children into hordes of undead for entertainment, and charging people a fee to watch it.

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Stabby wolf-block thing.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game—2^14.35 and up!
« on: October 19, 2014, 09:37:41 pm »
Bleach.

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Spooky Scary Skeleton. With guns!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« on: October 19, 2014, 06:10:03 pm »
Utilization of one's shapeshifting powers to become an item transportation device.

Torturing people who disagree with your opinions.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« on: October 19, 2014, 05:39:02 pm »
Helping with their lawn care, combustion style.

Asking for money after setting your neighbor's lawn on fire.

(The edit was for a typo I made. All typos must DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE.)

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A note to Urist Mcwoodworker:

 Good job, dumbass. You drowned. You had the only axe we brought, and you were also our only carpenter. How the fuck did you even accomplish this feat of stupidity? There is no possible way you could have fallen into that murky pool, so you must have walked in. If you were going to off yourself, why did you come with us?

-The management

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