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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: November 13, 2013, 12:11:27 pm »
Quote from: Nidilap on November 13, 2013, 11:53:26 am
Dear, Urist mcCheesemaker,

Get out.

Signed, Urist McOverseer

From Urist McCheeseMaker, to my beloved overseer:
B't ae' dinnae' have anywhere else tae' go! An' if I gae' bach' tae' th' mountaenhome', ae'll bae' executed faer' naet' dooin' me' job! An' if ye' dinnae' like me, put me tae' work dae'n somethin' mae're useful! Laek' haulin', er' stone smoothin'!

-Urist McCheeseMaker

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: November 13, 2013, 01:01:48 am »
A FUCKING LARGE ASS NOTE TO URIST MCFISHERDWARF:

 NEXT TIME I TURN ON FASTDWARF, REMIND ME TO TELL YOU NO FISHING. SERIOUSLY, THAT'S A FUCKTON OF FISH.

On the bright side, you are now an unofficial noble. I crown you Crayfish King of FishFort, Fishy Fort of Fish. Seriously. That is a lot of fish.

-Your slightly irritated, but also extremely happy overseer.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: November 12, 2013, 08:51:07 am »
Quote from: IronTomato on November 12, 2013, 08:14:36 am
It may have been a different fish. It was something that shouldn't have been able to kill him.

MILKFISH!

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« on: November 09, 2013, 07:12:56 pm »
Went to a Fortress, walked in, went up to the deity/minotaur/queen person, and immediately sliced her head off. With novice in my weapon's skill.
Is that normal, or am I exceptionally lucky?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« on: November 07, 2013, 06:06:13 pm »
So, is the fort officially dead w/o any chance of reclamation?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« on: November 07, 2013, 08:51:16 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on November 06, 2013, 11:39:45 pm
Just keep leaving everyone puzzled and pretending it just went way over their heads.

I think that's the strategy that was employed in a lot of people's turns.....

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« on: November 06, 2013, 11:08:19 pm »
There was once a dwarf named reason
Throughout winter he was freezin'
Come springtime, he was delighted at the season
With the elves he tried to trade
But he met his untimely end at the overseer's blade

I think I just took what Dark said and threw it on the ground, stomped out it's beauty, then shat all over it and turned it into the worst thing ever.


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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: October 23, 2013, 11:06:29 am »
Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on October 23, 2013, 06:35:56 am
Quote from: the1337doofus on October 19, 2013, 11:04:08 pm
Dear Ponies of Bucklace;

Stop....err..... actually, you're doing good. Keep up the good work, and you shall be rewarded with nicer houses and little things that make life better for you simple little guys.

- Expedition leader Doof
IS THIS REALLY DWARF FORTRESS

It's a pony mod, and I'm just at the very beginning. I suspect bad things will happen sooner or later.

Dear Ponies of Bucklace;

There is work to be done. Stop spending 2 weeks just feasting on dandelions and sunshine booze.

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Masterwork DF / Re: Harder Mining Button
« on: October 22, 2013, 08:58:35 pm »
Mainly, my big problem with it is the coal dust and the metal/rock wraiths. I'm okay with the balrogs and shoggoths, they're rare enough for me to not care about them. Warpstone is an annoyance, but I don't hit it often enough for it to make considerable damage, and it makes cool things.

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Mod Releases / Re: Fallout: Equestria (v0.30c) Pinkie Pie is Watching
« on: October 21, 2013, 10:43:48 pm »
Quote from: Maklak on October 21, 2013, 06:54:19 pm
> So, did Lycaeon drop the mod? Or is it simply taking a while?
He said, he was to busy to continue and asked for one of us to try and keep working on it instead. There were a few minor alterations and suggestions, but no one stepped up.

Well, bollocks. At least I know that now, thanks mate.

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Mod Releases / Re: Fallout: Equestria (v0.30c) Pinkie Pie is Watching
« on: October 21, 2013, 06:18:08 pm »
So, did Lycaeon drop the mod? Or is it simply taking a while?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: October 19, 2013, 11:04:08 pm »
Dear Ponies of Bucklace;

Stop....err..... actually, you're doing good. Keep up the good work, and you shall be rewarded with nicer houses and little things that make life better for you simple little guys.

- Expedition leader Doof

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: October 19, 2013, 10:52:34 pm »
Granite 1st, 20:

 The miners are hard at work digging out stone and the carpenters have assembled a few houses. Things are going well for Bucklace, and I look forward to our first migrant wave. Hopefully, we'll get a few farmers and herbalists to support our farming industry, and maybe a smith too. We've uncovered all the ingredients for shiny, sharp steel, so that's a good thing. All in all, this place is turning out not to be a waste of some of the Royal Treasury's bits.

- Mayor Doof

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« on: October 18, 2013, 02:19:59 pm »
So.......
Is HorrorFailed kill?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: October 10, 2013, 11:13:37 am »
Quote from: Larix on October 10, 2013, 10:27:03 am
Quote from: the1337doofus on October 10, 2013, 08:55:57 am
Quote from: lazygun on October 10, 2013, 02:28:28 am
stuff
....I never knew that. Well, you sir just taught me something incredibly useful. Also, magma. The answer to your problem is large amounts of magma, as he's a lye maker, and even if he's good at it, lye makers are quite common. So magma, or anything that will induce death in him.

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