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"Say, Archdemons! Come over here and help me make sentient life! You need something to fight for, right?"

"Perhaps."

Don't assist in creation, but have one of the creatures unzip their full-body costume, revealing an avatar of mine.

Make the same modifications to Zombie One as Zombie Two, waiting to find a suitable eye replacement.

Check the nodes on the cowboy hat and the crystal pillar.

+1 to slime Gelly shenanigans, but low priority.

Sorry for missing an update, I had a bit of an event and came home way too tired.

do he smart thing and call the cops.

[2]

"Creepy crawlies creepily crawled out of a meteorite and are now breeding explosively? Bahahahahaha! But no, seriously, don't waste our time."

Make him construct me a Golem that can house my mind.

[2]

"I'd rather not". He disrobes himself and runs away.

quit my job.

There is little else you can do, now that it's banned. You do so.

Explore the island.

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It's mostly covered in jungle, with a volcano in the distance. On the other end of the island, there is a lagoon. The island has plenty of freshwater springs and fruit, so you won't starve.

"I can only assume a well or a river."

Everybody do the Flop!

[2]

You give the Phoenix a non-answer and smash your head against a rock on the ground. You're bleeding, concussed and unconscious. You're not conscious enough to see whether or not the cityfolk did the same.

Go to a doctor.

[10]

You find a szpital, grab a waiting number and sit down. Luckily, it's not that bad of a rush hour right now.

throw a few extra coin in and keep walking

[10]

You throw in a coin, and continue on. You walk to nowhere in particular.

Ambush Varee!

[4]

He didn't take your amazing coin-in-a-dark-alleyway bait. Interesting, how can someone just ignore it?

Interesting.  Clearly this sample is unusual.  Even if the skin is not from a phoenix, it's certainly not from a regular creature.

Go ahead and place the skin sample in the top secret Clone-o-matic machine.  Visually inspect the creature that results from this.

[6]

You start cloning the sample. This will take a few months before you have anything worth looking at.

Lure rottweiler over to Cerberus as a distraction, eat to your hearts content from the Cerberus garden.

[5]

Both of the dogs are chained to their respective gardens, you can't just lure them away. (Bold your actions.)

Now, have my avatar find a netcafé or something with Internet access. Find a forum, create an account and pick an avatar.

Sent. Death, by the way.

((Remember this?))

Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 11:37:36 pm

Wake and realize I over-slept for work. Get showered and dressed and dash off as fast as is reasonable to catch a cab.

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You take the red pill and "wake up". Your work doesn't really matter any more, as it always was just an illusion.

Take the game to a new level of meta by creating an avatar in the 'verse where most of the other players are.