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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: March 03, 2014, 03:06:12 am »
We'll see about that. IT'S ON
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9062
Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: March 03, 2014, 02:30:10 am »
Phew, that could have gone worse. Craft a potato-proof armour plate from the potatoes, install to mech. Grab a few potatoes inside the mech, escape back to the normal world. I have a feeling the potato-proofing will end up badly for me, but I can't exactly see how. In other news, WHY DO I KEEP ROLLING SO POORLY?!
9063
Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:33:16 am »Its a separate dimension, your laws of physics don't apply there.Hence my action. A 5 would be really nice right now. Besides, Chzo just ate ALL the pain, including the pain he/it is comprised of, I assume. Pulling an Ouroboros is already terrible for the dimension's stability and my sanity.
9064
Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: March 03, 2014, 12:06:49 am »
Wait, all the pain energy is concentrated to a single point, Chzo, that is, but he/it is not collapsing to a black hole? Force Chzo to follow the laws of physics. Then FINALLY leg it. Sooner or later I'll get a 5 and be a hero.
9065
Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: March 02, 2014, 04:09:45 pm »
Chzo ate ALL the pain? Ouroboros? If the Pain Dimension has no Pain, it is only Dimension ...Carp. Escape before the dimension collapses into 1D, as happened to darkpaladin. Hopefully I'm right and roll well, or this will be a massive embarrassment.
9066
Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: March 02, 2014, 03:50:33 pm »
It seems you didn't post my action. Mind fixing that?
9067
Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: March 02, 2014, 04:38:32 am »Painful painNOT GOOD ENOUGH! Concentrate all of the pain in the dimension into one, causing a black hole of pain, devouring the entire dimension. Leave the dimension in time. ...Why am I doing this, again?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: March 02, 2014, 01:36:17 am »
I wrote create, not use on Chzo. The point here is to be so good at dishing out pain that Chzo got nothin' on me and loses his/its will to work due to his/its inferiority, thus ending pain once and for all. Alternatively, it could be so good to him/it that he/it doesn't want to eat any other kind of pain anymore, letting me pull his/its strings for the same effect.
EDIT: And no, I am not familiar with the Chzo mythos so I might be wrong about everything.
EDIT: And no, I am not familiar with the Chzo mythos so I might be wrong about everything.
9069
Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: March 02, 2014, 01:05:20 am »
Okay, I've completely forgotten why I even wanted to get control of the pain dimension...
Create a new form of pain so excrutiating that Chzo goes and commits suicide due to depression from not being able to his/its job properly.
Create a new form of pain so excrutiating that Chzo goes and commits suicide due to depression from not being able to his/its job properly.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: March 02, 2014, 12:38:08 am »
Scream in pain, then realize that bread loaves don't have any nerves to transmit pain. Take over the pain dimension.
9071
Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: March 01, 2014, 06:52:29 am »
Universe 1: "Explain" to the border guards why it is not a good idea to intercept a mech wielding a machine gun and a flamethrower. Find a portal to universe A.
Universe A: Respawn. Find a way to move around and interact with things.
That's right, I named them. References, ho!
Universe A: Respawn. Find a way to move around and interact with things.
That's right, I named them. References, ho!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: March 01, 2014, 03:38:22 am »
I was gone for a night and you did 3 updates without me and now a quantum paradox has happened? What a lazy mech-mechanic. You'd think he would work fast when staring down the barrel of a machine gun.
"Regular" me: Run away and cross the border so the authorities can't catch me.
Alternate universe me: Show up. Explain how I survived the nuke. Inspect mech for upgrades done during the ten years.
"Regular" me: Run away and cross the border so the authorities can't catch me.
Alternate universe me: Show up. Explain how I survived the nuke. Inspect mech for upgrades done during the ten years.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: February 28, 2014, 12:03:51 am »
Convince the mech-mechanic to give me a discount, using my skills of diplomacy.
9074
Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: February 27, 2014, 02:49:52 pm »
What, didn't I earn LODE'S A MONEY from "selling" the fish?
9075
Roll To Dodge / Re: We Are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition
« on: February 26, 2014, 11:18:56 pm »
Run to that mech-mechanic I apparently found, but had absolutely no interaction with, and ask for the price of upgrades.