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While potash has it's uses, the problem is that being skilled in Potash Making doesn't make the potash any better. A dwarf with only skill in Potash Making is essentially an unskilled dwarf.

1994: When playing other games, you are confused by the term "hit points".

1995: You don't buy a dog to guard your house. You buy a horse, camel or some other hooved animal.

1996: You learn metalsmithing, but make everything menace with spikes of gems, wood and other materials you shouldn't make spikes of.

1997: You can make a healthy meal out of booze, tallow, sugar and syrup.

1998: You want a window in your workplace cubicle, even if there is nothing but a wall behind it.
1998.1: You throw a tantrum and break your workplace's toilet because you didn't get one.

1999: You know how to make beer out of nothing but thread. (Pig tails.)

And now, ladies and gentledwarves, We hit the 2000th sgin of playing too much Dwarf Fortress!

Run away, but ask the overseer to send the army of steel-wielding Grand Master Axelords. Then notice that while the Axelords were steel-wielding, they weren't axe-wielding. Carp.

What would Urist McAxelord do if he had to attack a giant robot firebreathing car-eating badass-a-saurus rex with a steel mace?

1986: You mod other games to have ASCII graphics.

1987: You think the pen is mightier than the sword, but only because it has a smaller contact area.

1988: When looking at things, you think what their DF description would be. I'm quilty of this.

1989: You have no idea what a "pantry" or a "fridge" is; you store all your food in barrels. EDIT: Also pots.

1990: You try to grapple someone's upper left back tooth with your right upper arm.
1990.1: You succeed.

1991: You keep your pet cat in a cage to make sure you don't get a catsplosion.

EDIT: WWUD If he remembered he forgot to post a WWUD question?

Have a poster answer two questions at once.

WWUD if he suddenly became an Overseer of a fort filled with Bay12 Forum members?

Notice he's locked in a remote cabin with nothing but food, booze and an unfinished game about dwarves.

WWUD if he was Toady, as above?

Not exist. Without booze, dwarves would go extinct before world generation.

WWUD if ANYTHING could be made into booze?

Watch them fall from the sky due to floating in the air not being implemented. Oh, the dwarfality!

WWUD if she could make one thing immediately implemented in the game?