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Steal the secret of vodka from them.

WWUD if goblins brought siege engines that could destroy drawbridgers and such?

Take revenge by making lots of carvings of this "modder" beign crushed by elephants

WWUD if an elephant caravan came to trade?

Order them to dig, if they can they shall be allowed into the fortress as second class citizens, if they fail send them to the !!SCIENCE!! facility.

WWUD if a dragon kicked him and his people out of the mountainhome while the elves just watched and now he had to rely on a dirty old guy who claims to be a wizard and thievius gnome?

Fire a rocket launcher inside the skyranger.

WWUD if he had to choose between charmander, squirtle and bulbasaur?

Im playing the old XCOM: UFO Defense, actually a rebuild for new systems called openXCOM. Anyway, I was in the point i needed an alien commander to advance my research, so i found an alien bas in Africa and assault it. One of my soldiers walking through the corridors spots a sectoid, im about to shoot it from behind. But then i decide to better check him with the Mind Probe, just in case. He was the cammander.

So i pull the stun rods and run to him. Got it down on three hits, no soldiers wounded out of good luck. One of my soldiers puts the unconcious alien in his backpack and run back to the access lift. Back to my base.

I think the rest of the sectoids spent the rest of the day scratching their heads and one of them had the akward job of writing a report to Cydonia explaining how the commander was abducted by humans.

Seriously, all the putting him in the backpack and running away made me feel like a goblin snatcher.

This looks like !!FUN!!

A cave in of natural rock would kill them and obliterate the body, or you could atomsmash them.

Throw a tantrum because he was attacked by the undead.

WWUD if he really disliked worms and some douchebag installed a statue of him surrounded by worms in his room? (i did this in my fort)