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((Yay the game is back in action! Been waiting for this!))

"See? If you just let me be your underling these harder to kill then normal guys willl be less harder to kill! This cute girl here that's getting ready to melt off your leg? She comes with me! So you get two underlings for the price of one! Great deal right? Seriously though I can tell your my kind of woman, I don't wanna waste such a person as you!" Evil Lucky, seeing how he convinced her not to kill him, takes the opportunity to keeping selling himself to her. While he's saying that he let's Aurwyn continue her thing, while testing out his new hat.

Test out my hat while Aurwyn grabs and clings to Ms. Mental while excreting tons of acid onto her. If I convince her to be her newest murderous underling, instead help her out by having Aurwyn melt off Osborn's armor and possibly him, while I attempt another timestop this time on Zardak. If timestop works, steal his spear go stab happy with it on him while laughing manically.

Unless she obviously let's me team up with her, keep on having Aurwyn attack her. Also my hat testing takes priority over everything. I really wanna see what that does.

((I'm changing my if I team up action to switching targets... I forgot that with my almost all negative stats, his book would probably summon a meteor under me instead of Osborn. I also wanna convince her to attack osborn if she teams up with me by telling her that the mountain that used to be nearby got exploded because of him. Though that would be meta since my character doesn't even know osborns power... nobody does except him and the other survivor that i think is dead already.))

((I think I should hold onto the money since with my freezing ability, I'd be able to freeze the parts and make thenm rot a whole lot slower.))

((Right... well it's just to water the plants. I'm not using it for anything else.))

First, modify the seeds to grow rapidly after just by laying in the dirt and being lightly watered. DO NOT water them just yet.
Then take my steal and fuse parts of it it into the seeds. Try to make it so when they grow, it'll grow steal instead of the usual plant stuff, including it's thorns.
Then spread the seeds into the pot and lightly water them.

If what my plan works, I have instant grow barbwire, or instant grow cage of steal thorns.

((Yeah I liked this turn a lot better too.))

"The food here looks good for only two fingers... defiantly more filling then fingers themselves. I can go to the marketplace for you all and see what we can get. Or maybe we should split up between going back for Vorl's body... that's his name right? and buying supplies for the group. Well unless someone else wants to leave the group... but I find I wanna stay with you all.... ah I'm getting off track again. Anyways, we can then meet up outside the cheiftan's hut. How does that sound?"

Suggest on out next course of action. Also buy a meal for later if it's alright with the people who is holding the parts pouches.

"I reject your goats and substitute my crossbow!"
Snipe Satan!

Well don't just stand there Satan, go kill them! Those petty men are getting in the way of my dancing. Goats! Protect me, I think they are loading another shot!
Summon up some goats to protect me. Order Satan to break the Mythbusters. Keep dancing. Find Starkiller Starkinzo and perform very meaningless intercourse. If the Beato does not arrive on time, dry hump the wall, hoping to attract potential mates.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on April 03, 2013, 07:59:31 pm

((Huh. Well, THAT went well.

Although, I'm a bit confused as to why I'm only getting one bonus, while my opponent is getting 2 or 3. That and why he got an extra attack on me at the end, when I didn't get a chance to counter.))

((If it makes you feel any better I TOTALLY did not intend for something like that to happen  ))

Move as far up as possible.

Soon, Vash. Soon, BEATORISHE. Soon.

"Beatrice summoned up some goat demon things and.... Did she just change into a dominatrix outfit in swarm of golden butterflies?"
"Uh.... yes..."
"And she's screaming something about... screwing Starkinzo?"
"Uh..... huh...."
"And used a black whip that came with her outfit to attack him?"
"That's.... right..."
"What the fuck?"
"I have no idea. Boss.... you definitely got the wrong one."
"Shut up and do your job!"
"Ah right! Undeterred, Starkiller dodges the whip and counters with a slash with his lightsaber. It ended up cutting off her hand! Doesn't look like she can take much more damage! Meanwhile she sent out Satan to deal with the Mythbusters, who promptly shoot her right in the stomach!"

((Alex Mercer is a Supervirus in the shape of a human who constantly mutates and evolves by gaining the knowledge and biomass of people he eats. In the game he regained health by eating people. Probably should have made that an ability.

He survived a nuke to the face once.))

"I think your hat likes me more than you, little girl. Or, it will when it can't tell the difference anymore..."

Finish her off, Musclemass stomp, and absorb.

@ Unholy hahahahahahahahahaha no.

spam the longcolt at mercer, gotta crit him before he gets a chance to kill me.

Whelp im fucked, might as well punish mercer for not accepting my truce.

Koishi pulls herself back up on a set of tentacle limbs, even though at this point her head and all of her actual limbs are completely missing. Despite this fact, she manages to speak, her third eye projecting her voice into the subconscious minds of everyone nearby.

"Mr. Hat? MR. HAT!!!! NO!!!"

She points herself towards Alex Mercer, and sheer lunacy seems to radiate off of her as her tentacles extend, changing her from a little girl to a hulking eldritch abomination composed solely of madness and nightmares.

"Thank you God, for this bountiful accident. Even if it's just a twist of fate... I'm so happy that we met. My name is Koishi Komeiji. You killed my hat. Prepare to die."

With that, she sends a tidal wave of blue tentacles towards Alex, each one ending in a razor-sharp tip.

((Well, I get to enjoy my +2 to all stats for an entire 3 hitpoints ))

"Over in the fight on the other side-"
"Dude the demented girl thing turned into a blue tentacled spider thing! That is sweet looking."
"I guess so-"
"And she's going all crazy against the abomination guy! I think he pissed her off!"
"Yes and-"
"But he keeps dodging that thing and she's dodging his attacks! This is a fun fight to watch!"
"Can you-"
"And then blondy is just wasting his time since his bullets aren't doing crap against the abomination guy!"
"......."
"Man I can't wait to see how this ends! How about you Jer-" A loud crunching and splattering sound interrupts him.
"Thank you for finally letting me say my part Johnny. Though you already said everything that is happening right now in this fight."

Turn 3

Initiate maneuver Flying Dropkick!

"Waaaaah! You big meanie! I don't care what Mr. Hat says, I'm not playing with you any more!"

Glancing towards the north, Koishi spots a young man with a gun, and a very quick scan of his subconscious reveals his name to be Vash.

"VASHVASHVASHVASHVASH! The man over there is being a huge meanie! Mr. Hat says that you and I can be friends if you help me break him!"

Skewer Alex on a tentacle, and ask for Vash's help.

Longcolt to the mercer because i dont want him getting Angel Arm.. ever

((Please note I don't know everything Alex Mercer is capable of so I may make up stuff... er... I will make up stuff that seems to fit. Well I'm gonna do that for any character I'm unfamiliar with really.))

"Daaaaaaaaamn! That was kickass!"
"Yes, yes it was... uh... who are you?"
"Oh yeah.... I'm Johnny. The big man made me to replace Sarah."
"Yes she seemed a bit... pale. Well good to have you Johnny. Care to share what happened in the fight between Alex Mercer and Koishi?"
"Well the abomination guy was like 'JUMP! AAAAH!' and then went 'DUPUUUUUUH!' on the girl thing and she was like 'RAGE!' and the guy was like 'Bitch!' then the spiky blonde guy was like 'Pow, pow!' but the first guy was 'Your a bitch too!' and blondy goes 'woah' and then the demented girl thing was like.... well I don't know what she was like but she hit the first guy."
"Right.... I'll translate that for the audience. After the claw fight was getting almost no where with Koishi, Alex decided to jump high in the air and then come crashing down. He came crashing down in a huge mass of black tentacles right on top of Koishi's weak spot, her third eye. After a few seconds the tentacles finally disappeared back into Mercer. What happened inside of that thing no one knows but Alex and Koishi. Koishi was left torn to peices, with tentacles slowly piecing her back to together. She didn't wait to launch a counter attack of tentcles that skewered Alex. She must not have hit anything vital since Alex Mercer just seemingly shrugs it off. Seeing Mercer as a serious threat after such a powerful attack, Vash decides to try and take him out with his Longcolt revolver. He shoots Alex's head but his aim was a little off and only managed to tear off a huge chuck of flesh. Alex counters him with a tentacle, but with much the same result Vash had."
"Dude, that's exactly what I just said. Didn't you hear me?"
"......."

Soma regains his breath, and switches Disc Armor for Lightning Doll, and summons...A Siren!.

While it does...Stuff, Soma attacks Starkiller with LIGHTNING.

Pain only fuels this power! Fling a stream of Force Lightning at Soma!

You can't miss the chance to have a lightning clash.

"Man anyone whoever likes fried Soma in the morning will love this! Man shocks to be him!"
"I agree. Soma summons a harpie looking creature called a siren. He then changed his weapon to a Lightning Doll and shot lightning at Starkiller. Starkiller, with his clothes smoking from Soma's attacks, just grins in his fury and unleashes a storm of lighting that makes Soma's attack look like static! So much electricity surges trough Soma that he gets set on fire! Still Starkiller doesn't let up even after that! When he finally does stop his attack, all that is left of Soma is a charred husk vaguely in the shape of a man. The siren that Soma summoned up disappears along with Soma's life."
"I bet that really hertz!"
"Quite."
"He is really sparking now!"
"Uh-huh."
"That was en-lightning!"
"You can stop now..."
"Soma barely put up any resistance!"
"Ok seriously stop. We got to cover the Mythbusters shooting Beatrice who is.... wait... huh?"

"Not a 50 Cal, but it'll do," comments Jamie as he aims the crossbow.
Fire at Beatrice!

Quote from: Xantalos on April 02, 2013, 03:54:42 pm

"Not a 50 Cal, but it'll do," comments Jamie as he aims the crossbow.
Fire at Beatrice!

A witch is a really bad control group. Maybe you should try someone more human.
Proceed to dance the macarena because why the hell not.

"Is she dancing the macarena?"
"Yes... Yes she is.... even Satan and her last goat butler and dancing along with her. And music is playing through magic too... Wait, does the macarena exist in the time she is from?"
"I have no idea... Your asking the wrong guy."
"Hey uh... boss, you sure you summoned the right Beatrice? You didn't get this one from some fanfic or a weird guys head did you?"
"I'm pretty sure I got the real one... though I could have made a mistake. Well if I did then oh well. I don't feel like getting the real one after the game has already started."
"Well if you say so... oh looks the the Mythbusters are planning on shooting Beatrice with their new crossbow! And.... they.... hit! But the goat butler guarded his master and died! That's some loyalty it had!"

"What the hell... this isn't death row! That means I have another chance to kill everything again! Hahahaha!"

Look around. Figure out what's going on. Also take note of people and ways to kill them.