"Heh, I suppose I should feel dirty just from hitting you. Then again, absorbing the memories of thousands of sociopaths will do that to you. Now, Who wants to get eaten!?"
Change hands to claws and launch a flurry of strikes!
"I don't think I like him much anymore, Mr. Hat. What do you think about him? Kill him? That seems a little harsh, doesn't it? Oh well, anything for you Mr. Hat<3"
Slash him to ribbons with my claw-like fingernails.
Alex SPD: 1+3+2=6
Koishi SPD: 6+1=7
Koishi AIM vs Alex RFX: 2+1=3 vs 2+2=4
Alex RFX: 4+2=6
Alex AIM vs Koishi RFX: 2+1+2=5 vs 2+3=5
Alex STR vs Koishi END: 4+3+2=9 vs 3+3+3=9 (-1 HP)
Alex AIM vs Koishi RFX: 1+1+2=4 vs 1+3=4
Alex STR vs Koishi END: 1+3+2=6 vs 3+3+3=9 (-1 HP)
Koishi RFX: 4+3=7
Koishi AIM vs Alex RFX: 4+1=5 vs 2+2=4
Koishi STR vs Alex END: 4+2=6 vs 6+3+2=11 (-1 HP)
"An impressive fight is going on between Koishi and Alex Mercer! A flurrly of claws going every which way! Though Mercer looks like he has the advantage!""Koishi! Tentacle fuck that basterd! Or Alex do the same to Koishi! Make sure to have to them pop out-""Please, Sarah, this is a family oriented deathmatch. Can't you calm down for once?""Fine...."Soma double jumps over to the square next to StarKiller, and tries to Disc Armor Him!
"Don't toy with me!"
Activate Force Fury, and give Soma a Force-enhanced telekinetic beatdown! Move next to him beforehand if needed.
snipe at starkiller with my long colt... because.. well just because...
Starkiller uses Force Fury!
Soma SPD: 6+1=7
Star SPD: 3+1+2=6
Vash SPD: 6+1+2=9
Vash AIM vs Star RFX: 5+4+2=11 vs 4+3+2=9
Vash AIM vs Star END: 3+4+2=9 vs 1+2+3=6 (-3 HP)
Star RFX: 2+3+2=7
Star AIM vs Vash RFX: 3+2+2=7 vs 4+4+2=10
Soma AIM vs Star RFX: 3+3=6 vs 6+3+2=11
Star RFX: 4+3+2=9
Star AIM vs Soma RFX: 4+2+2=8 vs 3+3=6
Star STR vs Soma END: 4+2+2=8 vs 5+2=7 (-1 HP)
Star AIM vs Soma RFX: 6+2+2=10 vs 3+3=6
Star STR vs Soma END: 3+2+2=7 vs 1+2=3 (-4 HP)
Soma RFX: 6+3=9
Soma AIM vs Star RFX: 6+3=9 vs 4+3+2=9
Soma STR vs Star END: 1+3=4 vs 5+2+3=10 (-1 HP)
"Soma your so hot! Get covered in Starkiller's blood and lick it like a badass!""Didn't I say to calm down?""Shut up old man and like me fangirl over him!"".........""Oh I can wait to-""Anyways, Star-""SOMA YOUR-" A loud crunching and splattering sound interrupts her.
"Sorry for the inconvenience folks. Now Starkiller goes into rage mode and... well that doesn't really to help him too much. Vash still get's a well aimed shot at him that get's him in the leg. Soma throws his disc armor at Starkiller only for him to dodge it. Starkiller proceeds to crush Soma with the power of the force. He's get's interrupted though by the disc armor's return trip back to Soma."Ihihihi. Ouch. Come forth Stake of Wrath, Satan!
Summon the Stake of Wrath to attack Chuck Norris, and make the goat flank and stab at him.
((Sorry, had no idea this had updated.))
"Hmph. Not bad. Most people would be on the floor right now, clutching where their heads used to be."
Chuck Norris decides to ignore the goat for now, considering it beneath him to attack such a weak opponent without being attacked first. He instead gives Beatrice another taste of his roundhouse deluxe.
Beato SPD: 2+2=4
Goat 2 SPD: 3
Chuck SPD: 5+5=10
Chuck AIM vs Beato RFX: 5+5=10 vs 1 (Crit)
Chuck STR vs Beato END: (5+5)*2=20 vs 1+2=3 (-17 HP!!!)
Beato RFX: 6
Beato AIM vs Chuck RFX: 6+2=8 vs 2+5=7
Beato STR vs Chuck END: 4+4=8 vs 3+1=4 (-4 HP)(Chuck is dead leaves the arena!)
Beato Summons The Stake of Wrath, Satan.
"Woah two incredible things happened in the fight between Beatrice and Chuck Norris!"".....""That right, Sarah! Chuck Norris in a blink of an eye, delivered a roundhouse kick to Beotrice and sent her flying into the nearby wall leaving a crater in it!"".....""Yes the walls, floors, and ceiling are 100% indestructible and yet Chuck just put a crater in it. If Beatrice was anything but an evil witch, she'd probably be paste by now! Though she amazingly kept conscious and created a magical knife behind Chuck's back and sent it flying at him. He dodged it except for a few hairs on his beard."".....""Yep that's when the second incredible thing happened, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked reality and walked through the resulting hole in space and time and back to his dimension! The hole then disappeared like nothing happened! Why he did that, nobody knows!"".....""Oh yeah Beatrice summons some evil demon chick.""We'll revisit that myth later," Adam says. That said, the Mythbusters have begun a mysterious construction!
Mythbusters uses Experienced Builders!
Roll for Stat: 3 (AIM)
Roll for Bonus: 4
"While all that fighting was going on, Jamie and Adam created and homemade crossbow with a sniper scope on it? How they even make that?"".....""What do you mean I should've been paying attention? Well whatever it doesn't really matter much."Mythbusters
30/30 HP
Effects: +4 AIM, "When in doubt, C4" cooldown: 2 turns
C4 used on: C6
Alex Mercer
29/30 HP
Effects: +3 to all stats. Double damage to Electricity and Radiation.
Vash
20/20 HP
Effects: +2 to all stats, "Angel Arm" cooldown: 2 turns
Heart-Thumping Koishi
25/30 HP
Effects: +3 END. Criticals hit her for 4x damage.
Soma Cruz
18/23 HP
Effects: None
Summons: None
Starkiller
19/30 HP
Effects: +2 all stats END +3 instead: 2 turns
Beatrice the Golden Witch
10/30 HP
Effects: None
Summons: Goat 2 (4/5 HP) Satan (10/10 HP)
((Noticed that Alex ability gives him +3 not +2. Didn't really matter but yeah sorry about that.))