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In the middle of the night and running from bogeymen, I was looking for a river I saw on my map. after climbing up several z-levels, I found what I thought was my salvation in an area over the water. I happily walk down the edge to the river so I can swim across. It turns out that it was over the water, by about 30 z-levels. I swiftly plummet to my doom. However, instead of mercifully killing my poor adventurer instantly, I break literally EVERY BONE in my body, then gently float in the river until I drown to death

OK, mace lords do not like being repeatedly poked with a wooden stick.
This guy smashed my arm, making my shield useless. I then tried to retrieve my real sword from my bag, but he smashed my other arm. I ran backwards, and started hurling random clothes and jewellery at him. He didn't really mind. He started catching up to me, so I kicked him in the leg. He responded by smashing said leg apart with his morningstar.
Lying on the ground, crippled, bleeding and defenceless, the mace lord went in for the final blow.

He missed.

I made a counterstike.

I tore his guts out with my teeth.

Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on April 02, 2013, 02:21:12 am

So, apparently, everyone on the interwebs yesterday was a TOTAL PRICK.
Nerdcubed, Deon, YOUTUBE ITSELF...
This is madness!
THIS IS...

April Fool's Day!