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DF Suggestions / Gift Shop AKA Tourist Trap
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:14:21 am »
Now that we may soon have adventurers visiting our taverns in our Fortress (when we get to have taverns) I figured they may wish to take a little token of their visit away with them. A lovely rock mug made by the local artisans - with the face of one of our founding Dwarfs on it. Collect them all! Maybe a wooden sword for the son back home - a training sword that is a duplicate of the very sword used by McHero in that amazingly important battle that nobody outside the region knows about. Maybe a dye-tie T-shirt. AKA a blood stained, vomit covered fur cloak pulled off the dead corpse of the last troll we attacked in the caverns. Maybe some of our famous apple cider - with hardly any fur balls in it! Or some of our delightful boar roast - you can really taste the Forgotten Beast's intestines!
In other words a Gift Shop where we can sell our crap..er...finest crafts to suckers...er...visitors to our lands. So instead of dumping stuff we could mark it for the Tourist Trap. So instead of a D for Dump maybe a T for Tourism.
We can place the Tourist Trap...I mean Gift Shop right in between the Tavern and the Visitor Center (AKA Toll Booth). Or maybe make it so they can't get into or out of the Tavern without going through the Gift Shop. We could put up some statues, maybe a few artifacts, around the gift Shop tell them that it's a museum's Gift Shop or something.
In other words, if we are going to have visitors I want to milk them for all their are worth. I want their money! MONEY! And at the same time dump my junk...er..I mean have them leave with wonderful memories of their visit.
So, what do you think?
In other words a Gift Shop where we can sell our crap..er...finest crafts to suckers...er...visitors to our lands. So instead of dumping stuff we could mark it for the Tourist Trap. So instead of a D for Dump maybe a T for Tourism.
We can place the Tourist Trap...I mean Gift Shop right in between the Tavern and the Visitor Center (AKA Toll Booth). Or maybe make it so they can't get into or out of the Tavern without going through the Gift Shop. We could put up some statues, maybe a few artifacts, around the gift Shop tell them that it's a museum's Gift Shop or something.
In other words, if we are going to have visitors I want to milk them for all their are worth. I want their money! MONEY! And at the same time dump my junk...er..I mean have them leave with wonderful memories of their visit.
So, what do you think?



