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DF Suggestions / Orcs
« on: September 20, 2016, 09:17:32 am »
Before you say they can be modded in, I know that. But I wonder why Toady wouldn't add them as a canon species in DF. They're perfect for the game, warmongering, savage warlords destroying towns with such tenacity that they must be driven off to Outlands.

It'd be interesting to see how they interact with Goblins, as well.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: How have you been dying recently?
« on: September 14, 2016, 09:28:46 am »
Dying in many crusades against Goblin hordes. It's very difficult to genocide a warlike people with only two or three companions, especially when they attack in swarms

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« on: September 09, 2016, 09:14:23 am »
All these Vikings with their axes, not using s good hand and half! I bet they are wearing horned helms too! Ha! Time to reave Wales of its goods!

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Dude I read all of the Part 1, it was rad! If you find a human Swordsman, could you add em to the tale?

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Bogeymen in my home!
« on: September 06, 2016, 12:03:49 am »
Once you name the meadhall, you shouldn't get bogeymen attacking you when you're inside at night. Why not just use companions though? Much faster, and drunks will follow you whatever your reputation (almost always).

Yeah that didn't work for me, I named it something an still got attacked.

You can also get entertainers with much less legwork than becoming heroic enough to recruit an army the normal way.

If you can get access to the caverns *cough-no-hell-layer-volcano-tube-glitch-cough* then you don't get attacked by anything while down inside of them, it's one of my favorite parts of building down there besides the silly shit that results from playing around with water, ice, magma, and lumber.

What sort of glitch is that? Sounds like a good idea with the recruits though

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Bogeymen in my home!
« on: September 05, 2016, 12:44:23 pm »
Hey guys, I was working on a nice little home for my peasant dude, and about three quarters away from completely finishing it Bogeymen came and shredded the guy up! How do I assert my camp as a site not to be influenced by the night? Do I have to put down something specific? Or do I have to just keep some people in my site?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« on: September 05, 2016, 09:32:22 am »
Reload my ol' Bearkiller!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO WESTERN
« on: August 29, 2016, 08:58:03 pm »
Seems like there's a bit of a scuffle. Better use my double barrel to escape safely. Only shoot those who run at me. Not likely considering this bearkiller

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« on: July 20, 2016, 09:24:43 am »
Sunbathe and drink a lot of rum

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Crusade for Valorland!
« on: July 19, 2016, 11:28:55 pm »
Name: Dingus
HP: 2/2 [-2]

Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4
Blocks 0

Inventory:
Peasant clothes
No money


Ooh, a call to action! Why not, I'm sick of stacking mud.

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Kick stupid orc in face, den stab them in neck! I tougher than orc! MUCH TOUGHER!

3

Ya jump an give da Boy a 'ard kick in 'is chin, but he just tosses ya across the camp!

Waaagh! self back to life

6

Ya WAAAAAAAGH greatah than any Orc before!

The WAAAGH brings ya back, an inspires tha whole camp to WWAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

You WAAAGH too 'ard, and come back a weak lil Squig.

Grab a 'uge Choppa an' sum 'ard armor, and put sum ded killybits loik spoikes on it!

1 +1 from WAAAGH ya can't find any good stuffs after all da Otha' Orcs suit up for the WAAAGH

At least ya don' get stampeded by da Otha Orcs

SINCE I'M DA BIGGEST, I'LL CALL MYSELF GIBBEST! DEN I TAKE MY CHOPPA AN' CHOP UP ALLA DA BIGGEST ORCS DAT DON'T RECOGNIZE THE ORCIEST WAY DERE IS TA CHOOSE A WARBOSS!

4 +1 WAAAGH

Ya smash ALL THE BIG BOYZ AND TAKE THEY BOYZ!!! YOU ONE A DA BIGGEST WARBOSSES NOW!!!

CHOPPA ORCBOSS

Sum Orcs howeva hate ya guts, so dey go to de OTHA GUY

DAKKA ORCBOSS

Grundy " 'Ead 'Ead-basha" Grumblesworth
"Dese 'umies gots some kinda thunda stiks wot make lotsa fire 'n noise! Ah wants dat dakka too 'n AH'M GETTIN' IT!"

Continue the WAAAAGH!!. Look for Grundy's shiny loot and look for some of the 'umies guns for me and my boyz!

6 +1 WAAAGH

 YA RIP APART DA RESS A DAH HUMIE CAMP, AN TAKE AALLL THE GUNZ

YA GOT SO MUCH SWAG, YA ATTRACT HALF DA HORDE FROM CHOPPA BOSS!!!

YOU DA DAKKA ORCBOSS NOW

Me not orc! Me goblin!
Smash stupid orc callin me orc!

Respawn as 'notha goblin, hoard shinies in me super-secret hidin' place while da boyz is off fightin'!

4 +1 WAAAGH

YA COLLECTS ALL DA GOLDS AND DAGGAS DROPPED BY DA HORDES

YA DA RICHEST GOBBO

FOR NOW

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Roll To Dodge / Re: !
« on: July 19, 2016, 03:20:50 pm »
Boss Grundy "Ya-know-it" Gruntington
Approaching the decidedly non-Orky camp dead ahead, Grundy raises his choppa.

"Dere's tha 'umie ploice, boys! Let's get ta stompin'! WAAAAAGH!!"

3

Ya take ya dozen boys and CHARGE DA HUMIE CAMP!!! WAAAAAAAAGH!

Da Humies push back pretty good, but ya still got most ya Boyz!

Da camp is unconka'd!


Invoke da power of Gork 'an Mork (or is it Mork 'an Gork?) by shoutin' WAAAGH! real loud!

1

Ya try to WAAAGH, but a loose arrow from the HUMIE direction splits intah a ead, busting ya skull across the mess hole!

YA DED

NOW DAT I'M IN CHARGE, I TAKE ALL 'A DA' ORCS DAT'LL COME WIT ME AN' GO LOOT DA NEAREST 'UMIE VILLAGE! I TAKE DA' BIGGEST 'N SHINIEST CHOPPA IN CAMP 'N CUT UP ANY ZOGGIN' GITS WOT GOT A PROBLEM WIT' IT!

6

Ya take a BIG CHOPPA made by a HUMIE

It's da biggest CHOPPA, about 8 or 9 goblins tall!

Ya measured through a few goblins the be sure.

Da biggest Orcs are sick of ya killing they Boyz n' Goblins, An' deny wan' yah 'ead!

SMASH SOME 'UMIE 'EADS WITH M' NEW CROSSBOW! FOLLOW GRUNDY!

5

Ya smash every HUMIE EAD YAH SEE, AND CAUSED A LOTTA BLOODSHED

But da camp has a lotta Humies...

And ya and ya Boyz gotta head back.

Cook food for all the orcs

1

Ya was cookin a good meal, but then brains landed in ya space, ya slipped, and bashed ya skull into ya cooking knife

YA DED

Me not orc! Me goblin!
Smash stupid orc callin me orc!


2

Ya get kicked feh ya stupid, ya GIT!

Find Da Lukky Stikk!!! I'z iz talkin ta Gork an' Mork soon!

4

Ya find a BASHA dat looks pretty Gorky n' Morky

Could it be?!

Bob, The Human Fighter

Scream incoherently and bang my sword against a rock. Quietly check to see if the green paint that I've smeared all over my face and body as a disguise is still covering me.

4

Ya make ya self pretty orcy in ya dance. Most Orcs dat see ya think ya bit too skinny, and none pay much attention t' ya.

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GET DAKKA

6

Ya Git da biggest Dakka known the Orc Kind...

Da CROSSBOW

IT DAKKA A WHOLE BOLT INTO A SUKKA

In ya excitement, ya dun pay attention for a sec, and feel a hard clunk on ya 'ead

YA DED

Grundy the Nob/Black Ork
"Now LISSEN UP, ya slimy grots and every choppa-swingin' boy out dere! Dem 'umies in dat ploice over dere took my faverit loot and I AIM TA GET IT BACK! So we's on a WAAAAGH!!, BOYS!" (rattles choppa enthusiastically) "An' if any a'ya take it 'fore me, Ah'll hollow ya out loik a gourd!"

4

A Dozen O' so Orc Boyz Cheer atcha

You one of da bigga bossez now!

GET DAKKA
CHOPPA DIS "ORK." WE ORCS!

5

Dis git ya see wif a crossbow gits a good clunk inniz 'ead tanks tha ya.

+1 CROSSBOW

I GO AN' CRUMP DA' ORC IN CHARGE IN FRONT A' ALL 'IS ORCS 'AN' TAKE ALL 'A HIS SHINIES! DEN I'LL BE IN CHARGE, JUST COS' I BEAT 'IM, FAIR 'N SQUARE!

6

Ya March up to tha biggest Orcin da camp and give 'em a Hard thwack at 'is 'ead, mashing it up good.

All da orcs cheer, but a few of da big uns seem a bit tiffed

Grundy the Nob/Black Ork
"Now LISSEN UP, ya slimy grots and every choppa-swingin' boy out dere! Dem 'umies in dat ploice over dere took my faverit loot and I AIM TA GET IT BACK! So we's on a WAAAAGH!!, BOYS!" (rattles choppa enthusiastically) "An' if any a'ya take it 'fore me, Ah'll hollow ya out loik a gourd!"

KRUMP DIS GROT AN' CHOP 'IM WIF 'IS OWN CHOPPA!

1

Ya run up at da newer big boss, an' he breaks ya neck like a twig, ya squig!

YA DED

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Roll To Dodge / Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« on: July 18, 2016, 10:18:25 pm »
You are Orc

You in biggest Orc Horde

You North in Mountains

Roll to WAAAAGH!!!

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: A Musing on Adventure Mode Mounts
« on: July 09, 2016, 03:24:12 pm »
Ships for adventurers please. o_o
Ships are planned. In the ships release.

When is the "Ship" arc gonna happen
In the future. I think Toady's decided it will be before the economy.

Does he have a list of Arcs he wants to add? I know he's under halfway done

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