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Messages - Nidilap

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to do what you want
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:14:30 pm »
Do a LOT of cocaine. Get angry. And call the leader of the attackers on my 80s phone
uhh what do you tell them? you are talking to poketwo and fallacyofurist

"Whoever you bugs are, know one thing and one thing only. MIAMI IS NIDILAP TURF, MUTHAFUCKA!! YOU WANNA PLAY WITH MATCHES, YOU GONNA GET BURNED. SO COME ON, COME ON MUTHFUCKA!!!"

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to do what you want
« on: April 11, 2015, 04:09:47 pm »
Do a LOT of cocaine. Get angry. And call the leader of the attackers on my 80s phone

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We are alone now.

Cortis, what in the darkest pit of hell are you doing? Do you want more people dying?

We have just usurped the barony. Our legitimacy in this world is hairline thin. If we want people to recognize our existence, we will have to fight with all the honor and chivalry that others expect of us. If word got around that we slaughter defenseless soldiers in their sleep, than we would have no support from anybody else. This is a bigger issue than it may seem. We need to get our new government some prestige.

Prestige means nothing if most of our men are slaughtered! I want us all to come back home. And by the Sun, I will keep my men alive. They're joining the surprise groups. You can join me in the bait if you need prestige, but do not play general when you are hardly under a baron.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to do what you want
« on: April 11, 2015, 03:31:04 pm »
Fortify my mansion with a bunch of machine gun toting trigger happy henchmen hyped on cocaine, and hire mercenaries to do sweeps around Miami.

Keep an M16 rifle and grenade launcher in my room, with butt tons of ammo.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Survive the Game Master's Whimsy
« on: April 11, 2015, 02:08:10 pm »
Name: Nidilap
Age: of Heroes
Gender: Male
Appearance: A sixteen year old lad who found some armor, a Viking helmet, and a sword with "OSHET" on the gaurd. Decided to put em on, and has gone on many adventures.
Class: Tenth.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to do what you want
« on: April 11, 2015, 01:44:03 pm »
ATTACK MIAMI, PREPARE DEEP STRIKES AND MULTIPLE SIMULTANEOUS AERIAL ATTACKS ON THE WALLS.
THIS

Get help from the Chef Mafia and the Vercetti family to get rid of the punks. Call up the Columbians that there are guys threatening their product

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No. Continue working on ORCS.

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Seduce the Strawberry Queen with some poetry and songs

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We are alone now.

Cortis, what in the darkest pit of hell are you doing? Do you want more people dying?

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Use Nidilap to gun down the ZOMBIE-GOD-EMPEROR!
Then we shall claim the throne!


Uhh, okay. Just help me destroy the Orks later, Kay?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to do what you want
« on: April 10, 2015, 09:30:57 pm »
Become the kingpin of Miami. Nidilap Enterprises!

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Im a gun. I don't have a tongue. And if these green buggers try a thing, shoot em in the face

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to do what you want
« on: April 10, 2015, 07:37:42 pm »
Turn the ash into COCAINE AND SELL IT TO THE BLACK MARKET BABYYYY.

YO ANDRES, WANNA BE PART OF MY GANG?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to do what you want
« on: April 10, 2015, 07:21:47 pm »
Burn the fucking woods

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to be a Cultist of grisha5/Toady One/GabeN
« on: April 10, 2015, 06:09:52 pm »
Add totally left turn stuff into ORCS that at first seems kinda dumb, but is disgustingly addictive. Like farming, dancing, sex and marriage. Introduce modding to the community as well.

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