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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« on: August 05, 2014, 03:57:52 pm »
MAKE SENTIENT UNDERWEAR AND BRAS!!!!! THEY HUNGER FOR HUMAN FLESH!!!!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« on: August 05, 2014, 03:20:33 pm »
Try again.
((Jeez, my rolls have been BLOWING))
((Jeez, my rolls have been BLOWING))
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Roll To Dodge / Re: SCP-OOC
« on: August 05, 2014, 02:10:24 pm »Besides brainwashing what advanced tech does The Foundation have access to?
I hope there are machine guns
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« on: August 05, 2014, 02:06:41 pm »Grab Nidilap's matches, strike them and force him to swallow them.
YOU CANT FORCE ME TO EAT WHAT I HAVE ALREADY EATEN, SWALLOW THE MATCHES!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Ice Planet Minimalist RTD
« on: August 05, 2014, 02:04:07 pm »[1] You drunkenly flounder in your friend's vomit, imagining you are helping him up. In reality, he's left a while ago.((You sir are funny))
Signal Dan to came check what the commotion is with me. If he has not got his sidearm (pulse handgun?) on him lend him mine.
[5] You and Dan carefully lean against the door from where the commotion is happening.
Check my GPS for anything weird.
[1] You drop your GPS, smashing it. Nice job, butterfingers.
Follow over to inspect the commotion.
[6] You prepare your Pulse handgun and lean near. You hear a strange squish and slush.
>Come to my senses, get up and... go take a shower. A hot shower.
[6] You spend so much time in the shower, you prune up a bit. Your hair smells lovely, though! *You are nude and have no weapons*
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« on: August 05, 2014, 01:54:25 pm »
"Dango..."
Use one of my blasters as a jettison toward the freighter.
Use one of my blasters as a jettison toward the freighter.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« on: August 05, 2014, 01:51:26 pm »
Push IcyTea.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO APOCALYPSE
« on: August 05, 2014, 01:49:46 pm »
MAKE PANTS SENTIENT, AND HUNGRY FOR HUMAN FLESH
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« on: August 05, 2014, 12:17:12 am »
"MY SHIIIIIP!!!!!!!"
Float to the escape pod.
Float to the escape pod.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: ENDGAME
« on: August 05, 2014, 12:04:24 am »The dice will probably say a similar thing about you having a gun. Only time will tell, though.
Also: You can still spawn in/respawn if you haven't died/respawned since the announcement.
In that case...
NIDILAP RESPAWNS WITH HELICOPTER AND SQUIRTGUN FILLED WITH NAPALM, AND SOME HEAVY DUTY MATCHES
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« on: August 04, 2014, 11:54:05 pm »((Thank you. In that case...))((I'm not sure whats going on anymore))((You're on the the ship flying alongside BG's pirate ship. Yoink, Cattani, and blazing glory have launched an escape pod towards some kind of cargo ship. LordSlowpoke is trying to bypass sanity. Lyeos, Lemons, and the rest are on BG's ship doing whatever.
There were some space-cops chasing you, but they're gone now because ignoring problems makes them go away. The same thing happened to gravity, oxygen, and sense.))
Fly near escape pod and allow them to enter my ship.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« on: August 04, 2014, 11:44:31 pm »
((I'm not sure whats going on anymore))
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« on: August 04, 2014, 10:28:58 pm »
"Captain... Ass... Lunch... New... Ship... A-ARE YOU GUYS ATTACKING OR NOT?!"
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Ice Planet Minimalist RTD
« on: August 04, 2014, 10:26:36 pm »See what's on the news.
[4] "This week, the United Earth Space Federation has begun to add more colonies to the Ten-Jenga, more commonly known as the Ice Planet. President of the UESF states,
'We are ready to add civilian colonies on this planet, as work is plentiful on this planet'. In other news..."
Look at the computers and try to figure out what they're for.
[5] The computers seen around seem to have a program on them related to satellites. This is confirmed by a nearby scientist, telling you without GPS, exploration would be very difficult.
Seeming as I throw up all the alcohol in my system shake it off and get back to watch duty.
[4] After a little while in a wash room, you load up your pulse rifle and return to patrol. After a while, you hear a commotion in a nearby room.
Clear Eava's airways and place him/her in the recovery position, out of the puke.
Then go back to drinking, taking care not to step in vomit.
[1] You drunkenly flounder in your friend's vomit, imagining you are helping him up. In reality, he's left a while ago.
Go for a walk, and see what's going on around the base.
[6] After milling about all lazy, you see Eava. You hear a commotion nearby.