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I just realized how not-depressed and how functional I am.

Neat.

Is it not written, "Only take heed to thyself, and keep thy soul diligently, lest thou forget the things which thine eyes have seen, and lest they depart from thy heart all the days of thy life: but teach them thy sons, and thy sons' sons"?

Spill the beans, pops. The things thine eyes have seen - what are they?

Anyway, one thing about сука блять, no real Slav would use those words in that combination. сука when translated literally means bitch, but it's usage is more along the likes of fuck. блять is actually a very weak swear word and is the equivalent of saying damn. So when you say them together, you get "fuck damn!" and a very confused crowd as people try to figure out що в бані ти тілки що сказав.

Where do you get that from? I am definitely a real Slav, and I use it sometimes, and hear it used all the time, albeit as a prelude to more swearing. And I dare say that if my grandmother heard me use блять/блядь as a "weak swear word", in the line of чёрт or дерьмо, she would kick my ass so hard her great-grandchildren would feel it.
Maybe it's different for Ukrainians (assuming you're one by that bit at the end of your post, correct me if I'm wrong), but from a Russian standpoint there's nothing wrong with сука блять.

I would kinda treat it as an announcement or introductory construction to a longer tirade? Like, if you just say сука, with a sort of hiss at the start, that means you've witnessed something low or unsightly, like your roommate stealing your food from the fridge or something. If you say блять (really quickly), that means something unexpected happened - like stepping on a Lego, for example. And if you say сука блядь (yelling, basically), this means something has really gotten to you by being both shocking and low, like getting rear-ended by somebody else's car, and you now intend to get out of your own car with a baseball bat and smash their windows while spewing a continuous stream of invective.

Some scammer keeps calling my wife. I need harsh insults in Russian and other Slavic languages please. Pm them to me with phonetic pronunciations.

Anyway, if you still need insults, I'd be happy to help. I could maybe record some on Vocaroo, or find some dictionary that has recordings of words...

I've finally made my way back here. I don't really know what else to say, other than I wish it could have been sooner.
Posting from a DS so I can't do a whole lot right now, but I'll see if I can at least try to make semi-regular checks to here at the very least.

Oh hey! I actually remember you, unlike everybody else who occasionally drops by with an "I'm back". Welcome back!

Y'all need to stop watching me eat bananas, then.

Nah, champagne is for underestimating the combination of alcohol with carbonation and accidentally getting smashed off your tits.
At least that's what people seem to do with it all the time.

I've always liked "partner" for its no-nonsense tone and general non-descriptiveness. I suppose somebody else might dislike it for those same properties. Eh, to each their own and whatever.