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And thus, the Third World War began, as all the most powerful rulers of the various nations of Earth gathered together for a friendly game of Monopoly: International Edition.
I call dibs on the ship.
Thimble.
Dog.
Shoe.

That's one of them, right?
Hat. Hat is best.

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General Discussion / Re: Paintball
« on: March 17, 2014, 12:45:59 pm »
In my opinion, paintball is much more fun than lasertag - it feels way more realistic and the adrenaline kicks are much more powerful. Lasertag is a slightly odd game, what with the sensor vests (do you guys have those, or do you have some more effective hit detection system?) and the darkness and the smoke. It's fun, but...odd. Not bad odd, but paintball is better, I think.

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General Discussion / Re: Russian intervention in Ukraine
« on: March 17, 2014, 12:14:27 pm »
Yo dawgs, I'm Avis and I'm replying to a bunch of ancient posts.


Avis: I get your disgust for Western oligarchs, but were things better in the rest of Ukraine? Or in Russia? It seems the 90's were pretty bleak all over the place.

Anyway, the kleptocracy is not the same thing as euro-integration. Those countries that did integrate and joined the EU are doing better than Russia or Ukraine that did not.
In Russia, they were actually worse: food shortages and all. Not a nice time in general. And the countries that did integrate into the EU had functioning economies to begin with: Ukraine, on the other hand, requires craptons of financial support that has to appear from somewhere. I don't see people lining up to pay, but I'm no expert on such things - this is me repeating stuff I have heard, just like the rest of you.

Avis-Mergulus, and one question. Why your so called "Crimean Government" behaves like an armed robber? With all that "nationalization" of Ukrainian Navy (the most expensive ships were built in Ukraine so even the "it's all Soviet" claim doesn't work) Ukrainian state-owned companies (Those where funded from the budget of  Ukraine, you know? ) and even private property owned by "the wrong people"?

I really want to hear your explanation why it is a righteous way to act
Look who's talking. Tell me, for how long does one have to beat an eastern communist deputy to get him to sign the repeal of the Regional Languages law? For some reason, nobody was bothered when the Rada unanimously - you know, even the absent and the socialist members - voted for all that shit you did in the recent period. What the hell are all those videos where rightist activists beat "titushki"? Are they all staged? Interesting it is, how many names Ukrainians have for Russians. "Moskali", "katsapy", now this one... heh.

Are you going to defend your position with photos of graffiti? If one takes the things that people write on the walls in Kiev for real... well, let's not talk about it.

But enough about you. "The most expensive ships built in Ukraine", I don't see what are you talking about: there's not a single ship on the Ukrainian Navy, such as it is, that was not built basing on Soviet projects. The famed Sagaidachny was started in 1990 as Kirov, and almost finished before it was stolen by occupants.  If Ukraine, by some strange chance, had to fight at sea, those ships would have sailed from Crimean ports, staffed by Crimean sailors. We have a right to them, more so than some twit in Kiev.

Ukrainian state-owned companies, funded from the budget of Ukraine, which included Crimean taxes as well. If those "state-owned companies" really did work for the good of the people of Crimea, then they have no right to go against the Crimean government.
And I will not be told of "wrong people" by folks who are twiddling their thumbs and contemplating lustration, having already jailed numerous innocents for allegedly "supporting the bloody regime of Yanukovich". Bloody regime my ass. You interesting people up west can never accept the fact that there are people other than you in Ukraine, and mark my words - when this is done, you'll be right. And then we will all be content.

"Recession hitting Russian economics", my ass. We've been in one since the nineties, we're used to it. You, however, less so, with how some people have been threatening to cut the gas to Europe - do you think it's gonna love you for this? - and having untold shittons of debt, which nobody is interested in holding off anymore. You are going to eat your boots sooner than I, and so there's not going to be a banquet. Shame.

"Most of the time" you did not have the government that the majority of Crimean voted for - you had snivelly bastard Kuchma and warty bastard Yuschenko with his paranoia and his hilarious fascist antics. Besides, I see a flaw in your logic here: if 75% of Crimeans voted for Yanukovich, whom you call pro-Russian (ha-ha), then why are you crying foul when the overwhelming majority of Crimeans votes to join Russia? Why so surprised?

Sure as heck. The most noticeable aspect was that everything state- beginning with voting bulletins and ending with nameplates on schools and hospitals - got converted into Ukrainian. Russian in schools was demoted to secondary language - that in a region where 90+% of the population speaks it - and Ukrainian was instated in its place.

It's so funny how Russians cannot under any circumstances take what they've dished out to countless nations and peoples. The minute they're under serious threat from a nation powerful enough to subjugate them (see Mongols and Nazi Germany) it defines them in ways virtually nothing else can. When you were talking about the Russian language in schools I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

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And through all this, the bastards in the west - those same bastards who are now in government - told us that we were not "nationally conscious" enough, and that we needed to be more loyal to our country. Fuck them. We are.

I'm sure Russia is big enough for all of you.

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I hope you are consistent in your support for gangs of nationalist bandits and one-culture states. Eat your heart out: I have lived in Crimea and I will live there again. You never have and never will, and yet you talk so much, one might think you're an expert.

And so commenceth the insufferable "You don't even live here, silly foreigner!" arguments.

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And that's good how? The Ukrainian oligarchy doesn't care for anything but its pockets, and the only "liberal" thing they're gonna do is promote laws that benefit those pockets. It's like the nineties all over again. You know, people here were enthusiastic about the Soviet Union falling, being friends and all with the West - and then it turned out it wasn't going to feed them. It isn't going to feed Ukraine either. And the people who suffer will not be the oligarchs.

You will notice at no point have I praised or expressed support for the people in government in Ukraine right now. I agree with their approach to the National question but I am a Socialist. I have no time for them or for the rightists that govern Russia and Belarus and will soon govern Crimea.

Okay. One thing I really missed - the Right Sector (or Pravy Sector, whatever you like) and current government are not the same guys. But the Right Sector is nationalist. I now recall that guy who was interviewed by BBC on Maidan (link was posted here earlier) - the one who said "One nation, one country, one leader. No, we won't do like Hitler, well, not like, maybe just a bit..."

Right Sector and Svoboda (the most junior partners in the coalition that governs Ukraine) are far-right and Nationalist. You are completely correct, and you could argue that the government in Ukraine is quite Nationalistic in their promotion of Ukrainian and so on, but they're really more Liberal than anything else.

1. And you, of course, know what "we Russians did to people", being so highly educated in matters historical. Countless Ukrainians fought for the Reds (you might want to read up on the classical literature of that period, Bulgakov's "White Guards" being the most prominent example), and unlike in modern Ukraine, Ukrainian was taught in schools in the Ukrainian SSR - my father has some rather extensive memories on the subject. It was never stamped out as Russian now is in Ukraine, and had protected status. Dual names for stuff and all. I don't know where you get your info - I get mine from people who were there and whom I trust. You may choose to trust me or not - I have nothing to gain by deceiving you. Whatever.

2. Yes, it is. That was the whole point.

3. You don't live here, silly foreigner. This discussion is basically you all comparing sources - and if of turns out you got your info from the same loudmouth on the telly, look, you're on the same side! I would laugh, but my eyes seem wet for some reason. If the argument is so insufferable, well, doh. Do you live here or not? That's right, you don't, but somehow you feel that you are as entitled to a say in the matter as people who do. Why?

4. "Rightists who govern Russia" has me smiling. Of course, for more than ten years, my country was a political corpse that could only shrug weakly and say "yes, yes" when the so-called free world wanted another war somewhere. And now it's not, and the very fact that Russia actually has national interests has you frothing with rage. Too late.
I don't know what kind of socialist you are if you agree that the language of such a significant sector of the population has no right to status. Not the kind I am used to for sure, but maybe it's for the best.

5. You say they are liberal. Please, clarify. In which economic or social sphere they are going to apply their liberalism? What do you mean when you say that the government in Kiev is liberal? It's not snark - I sincerely don't know what you mean.


Having written this wall of text, I'm off to happier things. Bye and all, will check back tomorrow.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Elementry: Turn 2: Teleportation!
« on: March 17, 2014, 05:49:25 am »
I am restricting spell creation to one a person per turn.
Says the dude who has a whole almanac of them. Okay, editing.

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((It could just come out of his tongue, pop out of his mouth?))
((That's what I meant.))

Spoiler: Icemark (click to show/hide)


Ven smiles cheerily, then sets off for the tower at a leisurely pace.
- Glad we got that over with.

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General Discussion / Re: Paintball
« on: March 17, 2014, 01:50:27 am »
Hardball is like airsoft but hardcore. I mean, muzzle velocities of 200 m/sec and steel bullets. And then you have to go to the doc and be all like "Oh, I accidentally shot myself in the ass three times, you know how it happens...", because they tend to report such injuries to the cops, who are not inclined to diddle around with your thugged-out ass.
Weak american capitalists inject themselves with heroin for fun. Here, the drug of choice is lead.

To be fair, it's a rather fringe sport, but still. Makes for great my-country-is-insane stories.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Cloud - Introduction
« on: March 17, 2014, 01:44:38 am »
-Shall I... hold the door open for you or something?
"Somebody needs to have that pistol ready to shoot right after the nanites are down. Don't know what that AI can do, so we better not give it long to react"
The body Anton currently inhabits shifts uneasily.
- I...don't have much expertise in firearms. Maybe somebody else..?

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((Technically, I have pressed the seed matrix against my flesh. I am sure the human digestive tract can apply enough pressure to the seed to inject it. I hope so, because I'd hate to roll for "dig through remains of breakfast to find magic trinket")).
Yes, you technically have. But I assume that you don't want the fully grown elemental seed to come bursting out through your stomach, and because I am nice you still have the option of that not happening. I mean, if you want you can do it that way but it seems very risky to me.
(("BEHOLD, MY MAGICAL MIGHT!"
*Shoves fingers down throat*))
((That would be traumatic and hilarious. Can it come bursting out of my mouth or something? Really, really wouldn't like to dig around in crap. I totally will of I have to, though.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Cloud - Introduction
« on: March 16, 2014, 10:17:14 pm »
-Shall I... hold the door open for you or something?

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General Discussion / Re: Russian intervention in Ukraine
« on: March 16, 2014, 04:34:58 pm »
Can you tell us more about what you call the Ukrainian occupation?
Sure as heck. The most noticeable aspect was that everything state- beginning with voting bulletins and ending with nameplates on schools and hospitals - got converted into Ukrainian. Russian in schools was demoted to secondary language - that in a region where 90+% of the population speaks it - and Ukrainian was instated in its place. The grammar of this wondrous language used to change from year to year, because apparently, the folks up Kiev way couldn't decide which way was more Ukrainian. The TV constantly blared that Russia this and Russia that, Russia eats children and rapes honest Ukrainian cattle, which is the oldest and most advanced cattle in the world - this in a region where 70% of the population self-identifies as Russian. All the funds those folks spent on Crimea went into anti-Russian propaganda - my grandfather's house used to have hot water for two hours in the morning, and one in the evening for twenty years. Every single billboard bore the face of some fat-ass western politician, not one of which was interested in Crimean well-being. Research institutes were closed and no shit ever got done. My grandfather is one of the people who created the geological map of Crimea - he's the chief geologist. He has been reduced to selling his old work to a bunch of thieves, who have gotten his institute shut. That's what it was like. And through all this, the bastards in the west - those same bastards who are now in government - told us that we were not "nationally conscious" enough, and that we needed to be more loyal to our country. Fuck them. We are.

It's just going to be fun pulling up most of these posts next time something similar like this happens. Hope you guys are atleast consistent in your support for illegal occupations and annexation.
I hope you are consistent in your support for gangs of nationalist bandits and one-culture states. Eat your heart out: I have lived in Crimea and I will live there again. You never have and never will, and yet you talk so much, one might think you're an expert.

What, you mean you DON'T have a military regiment of your own, or just that you didn't deploy it? If the former, sir, I am disappoint. How did you circumvent the Submit Your Regiment's ID part of forum registration?
If I had one, someone - let's not point fingers - would have noticed that by now. It's good that I don't, because that would have been unwise from a political standpoint.

You know, UR, it is strange to hear your country being compared with nazi Germany by a man who has a revolutionary-nationalist government.

It's so tiring when people say stuff like that. The Ukrainian government is not a revolutionary nationalist government. They are not Pravy Sektor and they are not even Svoboda, given that Svoboda are very minor partners in the coalition.

The Ukrainian government are Liberals with pro-Ukrainian sympathies. That means they advocate the promotion of the Ukrainian language over Russian as the sole official language, and want to promote Ukrainian culture and so on and so forth. They are, however, fundamentally Liberal in the European sense, but quite socially Conservative given their opposition to gay marriage etc. They stand for the old pro-Ukrainian oligarchy more than anything else.

And that's good how? The Ukrainian oligarchy doesn't care for anything but its pockets, and the only "liberal" thing they're gonna do is promote laws that benefit those pockets. It's like the nineties all over again. You know, people here were enthusiastic about the Soviet Union falling, being friends and all with the West - and then it turned out it wasn't going to feed them. It isn't going to feed Ukraine either. And the people who suffer will not be the oligarchs.



Brb, sleep.

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General Discussion / Re: Paintball
« on: March 16, 2014, 04:07:27 pm »
Woo paintball! Love it. In response to some earlier questions, how painful it is depends on the ball grade - Stingers are fucking horrible to take, while softer ones don't really hurt unless they hit you in the fingers. That's bad - they swell like you won't believe.

Here in Russia, people also play strikeball - military sports with electric-driven guns that shoot plastic balls - and the really masochistic play hardball, which is the same but with air rifles. Do any of you have those games where you live?

Over here, a person who refuses to go down when shot is called a McLeod. It's recommended to shoot him in the face, repeatedly.

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General Discussion / Re: Russian intervention in Ukraine
« on: March 16, 2014, 03:59:15 pm »
I would have posted this in the happy thread, but I dislike people who take politics out of the politics threads. I said I would watch and wait, and it looks like I've saved myself a whole lot of blab.

As for the benefits of this whole affair - foreign relations may have taken a hit, but the popularity of the government and national morale in general has improved tremendously. I have never liked my country's politicians much, but I have to admit to being pleasantly surprised that my government has taken measures to protect and support the place where my family lives. As such, I don't think any further military intervention is required, because with the retarded way the new government of Ukraine has been going about business, it'll fall apart all by itself in short order. And then everybody in Ukraine can see for themselves the benefits of eurointegration. We had one in Russia - mom still tells frightening tales about there being no bread in shops for weeks, and the river vale in front of my house still has all those little plots of land where people - people in Moscow, mind you - used to grow potatoes to feed themselves.

Now the Tatars. Tatar genocide by Russians is a fucking ridiculous idea. First of all, the Tatars in Crimea are far better organized than the Russians. They are not frightened little lambs - they're people who can make others respect them with force. Back in the nineties, they used to evict people from premises because apparently, the bones of their ancestors lie in the foundations, and move in. If anyone tries anything against them, they will give us the guerilla war that UR has been so loftily blabbing about before. This leads smoothly into my second point. Those times are long past. The Tatar and Russian populations of Crimea have been living in peace for twenty years. My grandfather's institute has plenty of Tatar scientists. A lot of Crimean Russians are half- or quarter-Tatar. We're all buddy-buddy. Third, Ukrainians whining about the rights of Tatars are starting to piss me off, because the Ukrainian government has been stepping all over those for the whole period of Ukrainian occupation (this is the word I will use: it was one. I was there, I know.), with the exception of short periods when it needed them to counterweigh the Russian population. Tatar support for Ukraine (already negligible - where's the boycott we were promised?) will fade quickly, because Russia can give them and their language and culture long-term rights and privileges as a sovereign people, unlike the government of Ukraine, which is only interested in the rights of Ukrainians - make that right Ukrainians.

All in all, you guys may say whatever you want (make no mistake, I love you all, it's just that you don't know shit about Crimea, Russia, Ukraine, or anything east of Tallin), and I will live and work in the homeland of my father. It looks like it will need me in the upcoming period.

P.S. As for provocations, I wonder whose train full of soldiers and military hardware was recently stopped in Donetsk. It wasn't mine for sure, this I know.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 16, 2014, 01:51:52 pm »
percussion that goes criminally untapped

Am I the only one who finds this humorous?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 16, 2014, 10:43:12 am »
It was either here or the terrified thread.
I don't even know. I don't think I WANT to know.
Can't watch it from a tablet. What's it about?

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