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Roll To Dodge / Re: ELECTIC NAZI SIEGE - NIGHTCYCLE 1.A - [GOD SLAUGHTERING INTENSIFIES]
« on: November 24, 2013, 09:05:14 am »
Respawn. Declare Charon and NullForceOmega heresy (*BLAM*) and summon 193rd Valhallan Armoured Regiment to aid in the extemination of heretics. Form alliance with our Space comrades against Charon and the paladins.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Cave of the Dead
« on: November 22, 2013, 10:21:40 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 22, 2013, 10:12:49 am
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on November 22, 2013, 09:58:53 am
((Bumpity-bump. Has the KGB taken you guys in for questioning?))
((I can neither confirm nor deny that assertion.))
((Well then. Has Comrade Losara been kidnapped by counterrevolutionary forces? Maybe the TsK KPSS should send him/her a coded message?))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Cave of the Dead
« on: November 22, 2013, 09:58:53 am »
((Bumpity-bump. Has the KGB taken you guys in for questioning?))

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: FLAC That Edition
« on: November 19, 2013, 01:38:58 pm »
But Buckethead is Brian Patrick Carroll.
Or is he?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified: Blender Mishaps and an Extreme Lack of Ammo
« on: November 19, 2013, 01:01:33 pm »
Coel picks himself up and looks around quickly. The entirely confusing landscape has two redeeming factors: the utter and total absence of Owain, and the building with the blade sign above the entrance, on the roof of which he is currently situated. "Probably a blacksmith's or a weapon merchant", he thinks to himself, "place looks pretty ransacked. Gotta get myself something pointy.I feel naked." He glances down. "Oh well."
Attemt to enter the store. Use natural charm to appear inconspicuous. If I am accosted, curse in Old Irish with vim, zip and imagination.
((Sorry about my absence - I accidentally my tablet.))

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: FLAC That Edition
« on: November 15, 2013, 12:51:19 am »
Quote from: Bauglir on November 14, 2013, 06:58:37 pm
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on November 14, 2013, 06:04:27 pm
Quote from: Bauglir on November 14, 2013, 05:59:44 pm
Magic is trying to tell me something. I have now pulled 5 copies of Anger of the Gods and 4 of Temple of Deceit. I don't know what I did to anger the RNG, but I am starting to internalize the degree to which I've been deceived into playing a lottery.
You mean you pulled them from a booster, or do you use Magic for divination?
The former, although I'm drawing conclusions about the game's feelings toward me as though I were performing divination. Arguably, boosters are just a really expensive form of Tarot. Gotta stop buying them, I know it's monetarily inefficient, but they're so much fun. And, as a hobby I never intend to win anything from, it's all frivolously spent money anyway. Except they're not much fun in Theros, apparently.
I usually take Magic cards to exams for luck. For example, to my Physical Chemistry exam I took Galvanic Alchemist, Chemister's Trick, and Thoughtflare.
And the word "ferinity" sounds slightly retarded. "Ferality", however, is better.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: FLAC That Edition
« on: November 14, 2013, 06:04:27 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on November 14, 2013, 05:59:44 pm
Magic is trying to tell me something. I have now pulled 5 copies of Anger of the Gods and 4 of Temple of Deceit. I don't know what I did to anger the RNG, but I am starting to internalize the degree to which I've been deceived into playing a lottery.
You mean you pulled them from a booster, or do you use Magic for divination?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Cave of the Dead
« on: November 14, 2013, 04:34:23 pm »
"Agreed, an' "lumps o' gristle" is a mild enough way to put it. Once been a servant ta a noble lady fer workin' off debt. Treated me like I was one half dumb and the other animal. Ended up robbin' her blind an' runnin' off. Good times."
Kent smiles contentedly.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Cave of the Dead
« on: November 14, 2013, 04:22:03 pm »
"Not a single thing. Beats sellin' pixie dust and cleanin' boots every day, and ye can believe me: tried all o' the three. Served as a hired guard-cum-deckhand on a lil' merchant schooner called Wind o' Fortune, an' the pay was good fer near nothin' ta do. Damn cramped quarters though, an' dem sailors treat you like somethin' the cat brought in fer being a land-lubbin' town rat. The pay's good, so it's aright."
((Edit for tyop))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Cave of the Dead
« on: November 14, 2013, 03:20:06 pm »
"Yer jus' confusing the cause with the effect, Navy boy. If'n yer going to make a living by violence, you hafta tell everybody yer doing it for their own good, like a soldier or somethin'. And if'n ye tells' em yer just off fer riches or summat, they'll think ye crazy for darin' ta risk yer hide fer a better life. And deep down, every flattie out there envies us, cause we, at least, dare to do somethin'."
Kent grins lopsidedly at the irony of it: after all, isn't he there to make life better for his city, at the cost of his own safety?

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: November 14, 2013, 02:25:00 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on November 13, 2013, 02:52:34 am
Starting a new adventurer, the name generator gave me the name of Jirdo Fistswallows.
Somehow, I don't think he'll last very long...

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To ? ? ?
« on: November 13, 2013, 05:11:09 pm »
The swordsman seems to like this name the archer called him by. He marches over as if he is at a parade, then stands at attention smartly, clicking the aforementioned teeth together with a sharp sound - obviously mimicking the clicking of boot heels together.
Go with the bowman.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To ? ? ?
« on: November 13, 2013, 04:56:44 pm »
The swordsman sighs, then nods grudgingly. Looking uncertain, he points at the tower, then mimes speaking.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To ? ? ?
« on: November 13, 2013, 04:51:14 pm »
The swordsman pats his hips, indicating the absence of money, and, indeed, any pockets to put money into. He waves his finger around in a circle, as if to encompass the shops around him, and shakes his head dismissively.
He mimes a blow at the air in front of him, then makes a grabbing gesture. The meaning is obvious. Beat. Take.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To ? ? ?
« on: November 13, 2013, 04:28:10 pm »
The swordsman grins. The expression is quite disconcerting - like a shark suddenly bursting through a human face. He mimes an elaborate bow in the direction of the road.

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